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Topic : MODERN RAMAYAN
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Ravan: devi bhiksha deLady: yeh lo swamiRavan: rekha paar kar ke yahaan aake de doSo she crosses the line...Ravan: HaHaHa.. main Bhikshuk nahi... Ravan hoon !!Lady: main bhi Seeta nahi, kamavali bai hoon
Topic : how to give chemistry exam!!!!!!!!!!!
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Before the Exam Show up early. Walking in late might mean getting an uncomfortable seat, and most probably less time to take the exam. Freeways and traffic are a part of Los Angeles life...plan for it! Give yourself PLENTY of extra time to make the commute on exam days. Better to have a half hour extra to spend on campus than to arrive a half hour late for the exam. Bring an extra pen or pencil, eraser, and mechanical pencil leads. Do not bring pagers, cellular phones, Walkmen, portable CD players, etc., to the exam. They are not needed, and can disturb students around you. If you answer a cell phone or look at a pager during an exam, it will be assumed
Topic : This is the best!!!
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Thought 1 #When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers.When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance.What do women want to be liberated from? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------Thought 2 #The average man's life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;and at the end, the mourners wondering too.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------Thought 3 #A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If youtake one more step, a brick will fall
Topic : Shuddha Hindi Meaning for some English words
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CRICKET : Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogitaCRICKET TEST MATCH : Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de danaadan pratiyogitaTABLE TENNIS : Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe Le takaatak de takaatakLAWN TENNIS : Harit Ghaas par Le tada tad, de tada tadLIGHT BULB : Vidyut Prakashak Kanch golakTIE : Kanth LangotiMATCH BOX : Ragdampatti Agni Utpaadan PetiTRAFFIC SIGNAL : Aavat Jaavat Suchak JhandaaTEA : Dugdh Jal Mishrit Sharkara Yukt Parvatiya(pahaadi) BootiTRAIN : Sahasra Chakra Louh Path GaaminiALL ROUTE PASS : Yatr Tatr Sarvatr Gaman Aagya PatrRAILWAY SIGNAL : Loh Path Gamini Suchak YantraRAILWAY SIGNAL : Agni Rath Aava Gaman Soochak PattikaRAILWAY SIGNAL : Louh path gaamin
Topic : read it ..... really gud
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There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy of 5-6 years old. Their relationship was turning sour.So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the kid.In the hearing in the court; it was decided that this choice should be left on the kid.So the judge asked "Son would you like to stay with your mummy?"Kid said, "No, mummy beats me."So the judge asked "Then, would you like to stay with your papa then?Kid said, "No, papa beats me."Now the judge was in a dilemma and wa
Topic : gud joke indeed
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Ek baar ek larka interview dene jata hai.Interview lene wala us ko question puchta hai " Tumhari sabse bari shakti kya hai?"Larka "Meri girl friend"Interview lene wala phir puchta hai " Acha tumhari sabse bari kamzori kya hai?"Larka "Dusro ki girl friends"
Topic : dont miss
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When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them. At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly." So in this way, their love won and they returned home. The couple next day went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in a white shirt that day.
Topic : Theories on evolution of universe
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Evolution of Universe The three main theories put forward to explain the origin and evolution of the universe are: The Big Bang Theory The Steady State Theory The Pulsating Theory 1. The Big Bang Theory: Le Maitre and Gammow proposed this theory. Picture courtesy of schoolscience.co.uk According to this theory, at the beginning of the universe, the whole matter of the universe was once concentrated in an extremely dense and hot (~10 12K) fireball. Then about 20 billion years ago a vast explosion (big bang) occurred. The matter was broken into pieces, which were thrown out wit
Topic : Really vry touchin.............please read it once
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A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...Girl: Slow down. Im scared.Guy: No this is fun.Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!Guy: Then tell me you love me.Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.Girl hugs himGuy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.In the paper the next day :( A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived.The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one l
Topic : FRIENDSHIP AND GREAT QUOTES!!!
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REALLY???#For every 10 minutes you are angry, or sad ,,you lose 600 seconds of happiness #There is a better way of doing every thing.......find it #A wiseman is one who forgets the faults of others but always remembers his own #The world's largest fires could have been extinguished by pouring a cup of water at the right time. #90% of tension is created by 10% each of carelessness and laziness. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------FRIENDSHIP:- F- fewR- relationsI- inE-&n
Topic : THOUGHT PROVOKING - THOUGHTS
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The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up! One of the hardest things about business is minding your own! Everybody wants to live longer, but nobody wants to grow old! I came across this paragraph recently.........it was practical and though provoking.........hope u like it cheers!
Topic : EXAMS AGAIN
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MY DEAR EXAMINATION Oh! my dear examination I have made no preparation I am terribly afraid of you. Kindly tell me what to do. You are early, I am late Daily I am losing weight, Go, go and go you must Let me finish my homework first, Go to the school, leave my room. Otherwise I shall take the broom, I am awfully tired of you I shall adopt a method new. I got this poem from a friend........another poem for all my friends &n
Topic : Real difference between boyzz & galzzz( shubham's universal law of gal-boysation)
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universal truth about girlzzzz How a BOY( so sweet) withdraws cash from ATM.1. Park the car2. Go to ATM Machine3. Insert card4. Enter PIN5. Take money out6. Take ATM Card out7. Drive awayHow a GIRL(syapa pain gaya) withdraws cash from ATM1. Park the car2. Check makeup3. Turn off engine4. Check makeup5. Go to ATM6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse7. Insert card8. Hit Cancel9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it10. Insert card11. Enter PIN12. Take cash13. Go to car14. Check makeup15. Start car16. Stop car17. Run back to ATM18. Take ATM card19. Back to car20. Check makeup21. Start car22. Check makeup23. Drive for 1/2 mile24. Release h
Topic : Girls' relationship with guys
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Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a ready reckoner for you:********% just a friend %Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"Rahul: "Where
Topic : FAITH IN GOD
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>>>> AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION.>>>> An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his> class>> on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. > He >> asks one of his new students to stand and.....>>>> Prof : So you believe in God?>> Student : Absolutely, sir.>>>> Prof : Is God good?>> Student : Sure. >>>> Prof : Is God all-powerful?>> Student : Yes.>>>> Prof : My brother died of cancer even though he>> prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt > to>> h
Topic : 2 angels
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Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room. Instead the angels were given a space in the cold basement.As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied... "Things aren't always what they seem".The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night
Topic : SUCCESS
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The road of success is not straight There is a curve called Failure. Loop called Confusion, speed bump called friends( to cut down unwanted speed..nothing else) Red light called Enemies Caution light called Family. But if you have a spare called DETERMINATION. Engine called PERSEVERENCE. Insurance called FAITH and Driver called GOD. You will move it to a place called SUCCESS. RATE ME IF U LIKECHEEEEERS
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