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puneet

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Posted on 7 Apr 2007 16:29:05 IST

Topic : Best of Luck

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So, folks .. last day ..hmm well, I have nothing more to say but that just keep urself cool in the exam and u can do it. And, take good sleep today .. okay Best of Luck to all of u .. we are looking to some gr8 result from u ppl .. cheers

puneet

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Posted on 7 Apr 2007 16:27:52 IST

Topic : Best of Luck

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So, folks .. last day ..hmm well, I have nothing more to say but that just keep urself cool in the exam and u can do it. And, take good sleep today .. okay Best of Luck to all of u .. we are looking to some gr8 result from u ppl .. cheers

puneet

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Posted on 7 Apr 2007 16:27:15 IST

Topic : Best of Luck

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So, folks .. last day ..hmm well, I have nothing more to say but that just keep urself cool in the exam and u can do it. And, take good sleep today .. okay Best of Luck to all of u .. we are looking to some gr8 result from u ppl .. cheers

puneet

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Posted on 7 Apr 2007 16:26:34 IST

Topic : Best of Luck

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So, folks .. last day ..hmm well, I have nothing more to say but that just keep urself cool in the exam and u can do it. And, take good sleep today .. okay Best of Luck to all of u .. we are looking to some gr8 result from u ppl .. cheers

puneet

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Posted on 7 Apr 2007 16:25:47 IST

Topic : Best of Luck

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So, folks .. last day ..hmm well, I have nothing more to say but that just keep urself cool in the exam and u can do it. And, take good sleep today .. okay Best of Luck to all of u .. we are looking to some gr8 result from u ppl .. cheers 

puneet

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Posted on 7 Apr 2007 16:25:25 IST

Topic : Best of Luck

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So, folks .. last day ..hmm well, I have nothing more to say but that just keep urself cool in the exam and u can do it. And, take good sleep today .. okay Best of Luck to all of u .. we are looking to some gr8 result from u ppl .. cheers 

'',' Off to a nu start!!

Blazing goIITian

Posted on 7 Apr 2007 16:12:27 IST

Topic : SECRET OF SUCCESS---II

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How success is achieved by people        Loosers PRAY for it  .............................. ...................................................and........   Winners PAY for it....   

Aishwarya SV

Cool goIITian

Posted on 7 Apr 2007 15:46:13 IST

Topic : Explanation by a computer engineer(good one)

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Junior asks his dad,"Daddy, how was I born?"His dad sighs and replies,"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!""Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at acyber-cafe.We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a downloadfrom my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discoveredthat neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hitthedelete button.""Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that heroperating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activityf

Aishwarya SV

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Posted on 7 Apr 2007 15:44:49 IST

Topic : Never let any1 shape ur thinking.

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It is not important to make the right decision but it is important to make the decision right at right time. A right decision at wrong time turns into a wrong decision.A BIT OF PHYSICS HUMOURSir Ernest Rutherford, President of the Royal Academy , and recipient of the Nobel Prize in Physics, related the following story:"Some time ago I received a call from a colleague. He was about to give a student a zero for his answer to a physics question, while the student claimed a perfect score. The instructor and the student agreed to an impartial arbiter, and I was selected.I read the examination question: "Show how it is possible to determine the height of a tall

Aishwarya SV

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Posted on 7 Apr 2007 15:41:35 IST

Topic : version upgrade!!!

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Problem on upgrading from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0     :  ) Dear Tech Support team: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itselfinto all other   programs and now monitors all other systemactivities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system wheneverselected. I can't      seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the'uninstall' doesn't work on

Aishwarya SV

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Posted on 7 Apr 2007 15:34:37 IST

Topic : TRUE STORIES ABT RACISM

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TWO TRUE STORIES ABOUT RACISM 1) I'm sure many of you watched the recent taping of the Oprah Winfrey Show where her guest was Tommy Hilfiger. On the show, she asked him ifthe statements about race he was accused of saying were true. Statements like"..."If I'd known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jewish and Asians would buy my clothes, I WOULD NOT have made them so nice. Iwish these people would *NOT* buy my clothes, as they are made for upper class white people."His answer to Oprah was a simple "YES". Where after she immediately asked him to leave her show.My suggestion? Don't buy your next shirt or perfume from Tommy Hilfiger. Le

Aishwarya SV

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Posted on 7 Apr 2007 15:29:12 IST

Topic : Year-1911 When Niagara Frozen

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these pics were taken wen niagara was completely frozen in 1911.MAKES YOU WONDER JUS HOW COLD AND HOW LONG IT WAS THAT COLD!!!

ankur khurana

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Posted on 7 Apr 2007 15:23:26 IST

Topic : struggle is sucsess

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BUTTERFLYA man found a cocoon of a butterfly. One day a small opening appeared. He sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole. Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could, and it could go no further.So the man decided to help the butterfly. He took a pair of scissors and snipped off the remaining bit of the cocoon.The butterfly then emerged easily. But it had a swollen body and small, shriveled wings.The man continued to watch the butterfly because he expected that, at any moment, the wings would enlarge and expand to be able to support the body, which

lkrv pdy

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Posted on 7 Apr 2007 13:08:25 IST

Topic : Maths

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e-iA        e-2iA      eiA         ei3A            is

aman

Blazing goIITian

Posted on 6 Apr 2007 23:37:05 IST

Topic : jesus and satan

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Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards.They did every known job. But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, t

Sanjana Shenoy

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Posted on 6 Apr 2007 19:21:17 IST

Topic : OUR BANK ACCOUNT

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Each of us have a bankits name is time Every morning,it credits u 86400 seconds Every night writes off, as lost ,whatever of this u have failed 2 invest 2 good purpose. It carries over no balanceIt  allows no over-draft Each day it opens a new account for u Each night it burns the remains of the dayif u fail 2 use the days deposits, the lose is u r s. There is no going backThereis no drawing against 'tomorrow'U must live in the present on todays deposits.invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health,happiness n success. The  clock is ticking awaymake the most of today       &nbs

nishit gupta

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Posted on 6 Apr 2007 14:52:16 IST

Topic : I Knew That I Am God

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I have decided to bring myself in to this world,But cried loud"Oh GOD, why did you pushed me to this world",I know that I have to earn my bread and butter,But refused to go to school,"I want to play with my friends"I know that she doesn't love me,But loved her madly,"I cant live without you"I know that LOVE IS GODBut hated love,"She never loved me"I know that others are imagesof me,But blamed them, "They don't have ethics"I know how much my parents cared for me,But rejected them,"These old orthodox idiots are good for nothing"I know my kids will repeat it,But loved them much, "I have to give th

ankur khurana

Blazing goIITian

Posted on 6 Apr 2007 13:40:37 IST

Topic : rearranged

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DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOMASTRONOMER:When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARERTHE EYES:When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEETHE MORSE CODE:When you rearrange the letters:HERE COME DOTSSLOT MACHINES:When you rearrange the letters:CASH LOST IN MEELECTION RESULTS:When you rearrange the letters:LIES - LET'S RECOUNTMOTHER-IN-LAW:When you rearrange the letters:WOMAN HITLERSNOOZE ALARMS:When you rearrange the letters:ALAS! NO MORE Z 'SA DECIMAL POINT:When you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACETHE EARTHQUAKES:When you rearrange the letters:THAT QUEER SHAKEAND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:ELEVEN PLUS TWO:When you rearrange the letters:TWELVE

Tejas Chaudhari

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Posted on 2 Apr 2007 23:17:36 IST

Topic : Be Cool

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                             Confidence, confidence.  God has confidence in me And  I have confidence in God. God feels I shall he able  To equal Him.  I am sure God will help me  In this matter.  I feel I shall be able  To manifest Him.  I am sure God will help me In this matter.  My Human confidence Is The proud feeling Of knowing everything, Of understanding everything.My  Divine confidence Is  To identify myself with the heart of everything,  See God and the world With the soul of everythin

PRAKHAR MITTAL

Blazing goIITian

Posted on 2 Apr 2007 19:19:26 IST

Topic : FOR LAST MINUTE STUDY FOR JEE

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hey frnds today my teachers hav given me some guidelines for this last week preparation I want to share it with u 1. Try to Study more in the prescribed JEE time i.e from 9.00 a.m to 5.00     p.m bcoz it will make ur mind fully prepared to give best output     during this time.2. Avoid lack of sleep bcoz it will do nothing only to left u less energetic      for the next whole day & it is not worthy to spoil whole day for some     hours3. Develop speed in working out questions bcoz in objective paper      speed is the main essence4. Do thorough study

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