Topic : Look here

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Topic : Hoo haa india

India 's Next Four matches... April 2:       India vs Chavakkad Government Higher Secondary School April 5:       India vs BVB Boys School, Kunnamkulam May 3:        India vs Alappuzha Ladies College May 5:        India vs Pogo Primary school(I std to 5th std), Ernakulam Dravid:      "  Its tough time for us. But we will do the Best...  Our aim  -  Defeat the Pogo primary school, because lot of players are young and energetic...  "    Hoo ha

Topic : Never Give Up

In 1832, he was a 22-year old business failure. That same year he ran for the legislature and was defeated. In 1833, he was a business failure once again. In 1836, he was said to have suffered a nervous breakdown. In 1838, he lost in an effort to become Speaker of the Housein the State Legislature. Five years later, he ran for Congress--again it was in vain. In 1846, he ran for Congress and won--- only to lose his re-election bid in 1848. He ran for the Senate in 1854, and lost. He ran for the Vice-presidential nomination in 1856, and lost that too. In 1860, he became the 16th President of the United States. Honest Abe Lincoln

Topic : 1 liners

1 linerPractice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......So why practice?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"Your future depends on your dreams"So go to sleep----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forgetThe more you forget, the less you knowSo.. Why learn.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------1940 gal: jiya bekarar hai aayi bahar haiaaja more baalma tera intezar hai2006 gal: jiya bekarar hai aayi bahar haiaaja more b

Topic : YOU'RE THE RESULT OF YOURSELF

Don't blame anyone, never complain of anyone or anythingBecause basically you have made of your life what you wanted.Accept the difficulties of edifying yourselfAnd the worth of starting to correct your character.The triumph of the true man arises from the ashes of his mistakes.Never complain of your loneliness or your luck.Face it with courage and accept it.Somehow, they are the result of your acts andIt shows that you'll always win.Don't feel frustrated of your own failures, neither unload them to someone else.Accept yourself now or you'll go on justifying yourself like a child.Remember that any time is good to startAnd that no time is so good to g

Topic : more astonishing

Coca-Cola was originally green .The most common name in the world is Mohammed.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.The strongest muscle ! n the body is the tongue.There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard .Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!You can't kill yourself by holding your breath .It is impossible to lick your elbow.People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.The &q

Topic : insaan pehle kutta to nahi tha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Topic : what abt this

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?" .The barman says "Yes, thats them."So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"....Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and onebicycle repairman."........................The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!......" Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one would worryabout the 14 million Pakistanis!"plz comment

Topic : read this

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tellsher that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SADAfter Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :1. Tele-Phone2. Tele-Vision3. Tell to WomanNeed still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not theirfriends.5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and BestWoman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.Moral : BE SPECIFIC6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can

Topic : howzz that

An insect falls into a mug of beer...Reactions:------------->>>Englishman:Throws his mug away and walks outAmerican:Takes the insect out and drinks the beerChinese:Eats the insect and throws the beer awayJapanese:Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming freeIndian:Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a newmug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANSPakistani:-Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer-Relates the issue to Kashmir-Asks the Chinese for Military aid-Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer

Topic : einstein play hide and seek

Once all the scientists die and go toheaven............They decide to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start searching.....Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein...........Einstein's counting1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."Newton denies and says i am not out........He claims that he is not Newton......All the scientists come out to see how he proves t

Topic : Albert einstein

    Albert Einstein German-born American physicist   Birth March 14, 1879 Death April 18, 1955 Place of Birth Ulm, Germany Known for

Topic : JOKES, RIDDLES,AND MORE !!!!

JOKES:- 1]RAM:Why are u praying so loud that u want a bicycle?is God deaf?KUMAR: God isnt........My grandma is! -------------------------------------------------------------------- 2]"""""My father is always afraid of crossing the road.He always holds my hands while crossing!""""" -------------------------------------------------------------------- 3]Person:Hey!!! What have u done! u have cut my shirt collar!   Barber:Dont worry sir.We charge only for the hair cut!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------4]Teacher:What steps will u take if sulphur

Topic : dont ever give up!

Topic : WAT DOES AN INDIAN DO AFTER RETURNIN TO INDIA FROM U.S??? really funny !!!!!

Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from the "US".    (--- Good One!.... Just for fun---) 21. Tries to use credit cards in a road side hotel. 20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of being health conscious. 19. Sprays deo so that he doesn't need to take bath. 18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'. 17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi". says "Yogurt" instead of "Curds".Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".Says "Co

Topic : wound nvr heal ..... plz read nad comment

Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence.(Most importantly the last sentence.)"There once was a little boy who had a badtemper. His Father gave him a bag of nailsAnd told him that every time he lost histemper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy haddriven 37 nails into the fence. Over the nextfew weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered dailygradually dwindled down. He discoveredit was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.Finally the day came when the boy didn'tlose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that theb

Topic : NICE AND INTERESTIN FACTS

·    Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.·    Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.·    The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.·    The electric chair was invented by a dentist.·    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to Squirt blood 30 feet.·     Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear By 700 times.·    Ants don't sleep .·    Owls have eyeballs that are tubular in shape, becau

Topic : LAUGHTER IS AN INSTANT VACATION

 Laughter is an instant vacation"--Merlin Berke************ ***Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday************ ***Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?Customer: What other colors do you have?************ ***Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help.Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just theright person in this case.You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!!************ ***Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.************ ***Diner: I can't e

Topic : the last mile: 10 important points for success in iitjee 2007

(1)Do not pay too much emphasis on new topic. It is quite difficult to master a new topic in limited time. It is better to practice the areas that you are already familiar with. Remember that in quality exams it is the depth that matters and not just the shallow width.(2)Take care of your health. The exam is just once a year as you know. The most important thing in this respect in this season is drinking water. A negligence on this account could be very costly.(3)Expose yourself to new situations. Try to do new types of problems. Do not spend time in doing similar type of problems if you are comfortable with that particular type.(4)Human memory functions on the prin