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Hi Friends,When ever u find time Please read it.....its really really very funny....Actual Shaadi Profiles...These are actual ads on a matrimony site. All these words are from their heart. 1)Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female,If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar ~*~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2)i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she is also kn
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submitted by khyatigupta (49 m) on 29 Apr 2007 01:21:19 IST (2 comments 168 views)
Circle Ellipse (h) Parabola (h) Hyperbola (h) Definition:A conic section is the intersection of a plane and a cone. Ellipse (v) Parabola (v) Hyperbola (v)By changing the angle and location of intersection, we can produce a circle, ellipse, parabola or hyperbola; or in the special case when the plane touches the vertex: a point, line or 2 intersecting lines. Point Line Double Line The General Equation for a Conic Section:Ax2 + Bxy + Cy2 + Dx + Ey + F = 0 The type of section can be found from the sign of: B2 - 4AC If B2 - 4AC is... then the curve is a... < 0 ellipse, circle, point or no cur
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submitted by INDIAN_ARMY19890 (1234 m) on 29 Apr 2007 00:54:47 IST (3 comments 175 views)
[1] Squaring numbers in the 50's:Example 56 x 56:Step 1: You start out with 25 and add the ones digit to it.25 + 6 = 31Step 2: Square the ones digit. 6 x 6 =36 Tack this onto the end of the answer from step 1.Answer: 56 x 56 = 3,136 Now, if the number from step 2 is less than 10, you have to put a zero in front of it.So, if it is 53 x 53:Step 1: 25 + 3 = 28Step 2: 3 x 3 = 09 (note that since 9 is smaller than 10 we have tu put a zero in front of it)Answer: 53 x 53 = 2,809 [2] Squaring numbers that end in 5:Example 65 x 65:Step 1: Take the tens digit and multiply it by the number one greater than it. 6 x 7 = 42Step 2: Tack 25 onto the en
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submitted by INDIAN_ARMY19890 (1234 m) on 29 Apr 2007 00:38:03 IST (3 comments 221 views)
An Analysis of the IIT-JEE The complexity of the IIT-JEE arises from the fact that the questions are always unique in their context, and solving them often requires a combination of concepts from across different chapters. Nonetheless, some basic data analysis can be quite revealing and could give some important insights into how one should go about preparing for each subject. Such analyses form the basis of our understanding of the JEE. The section-wise breakup of marks in the past four years (2001-2004) JEE Screening has been given below for your reference. PHYSICS 'Electrostatics and Current Electricity', and 'Electromagnetism'-each of these topics h
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submitted by arvind1990 (293 m) on 14 Mar 2007 09:26:03 IST (16 comments 632 views)
Zero Order ReactionA reaction is of zero order when the rate of reaction is independent of the concentration of materials. The rate of reaction is a constant. When the limiting reactant is completely consumed, the reaction stops abruptly. The zero order rate law for the general reaction is written as the equation which on integration of both sides gives When t = 0 the concentration of A is [A]0. The constant of integration must be [A]0. Now the integrated form of zero-order kinetics can be written as follows Plotting [A] versus t will give a straight line with slope -k.
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submitted by chirag (384 m) on 27 Apr 2007 18:21:57 IST (1 comments 147 views)
hiiiiiii guys& gals sme more questions 11 point out dde in correct combination a agora & greece b pyramid & congo c vat & combodia d pagoda & burma ans-----------------b 12 warm colors appear closer & cool one's further away wat r generaaly warm & cool colors a w--- pinks,purple,reds c-----blues,brownsgreens b-w---reds ,oranges ,yellows c-----blues,greens,oranges c-w----abv two r correct d- none of these ans-------------------------b 13 colors emmited by fluorescent bulb is a blue b green c purple d white ans-----------? 14 looki
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submitted by shipra22_bhardwaj (304 m) on 27 Apr 2007 00:14:01 IST (3 comments 294 views)
Range Range is the difference between the highest and lowest data element. Symbolically, range is computed as xmax-xmin. Although this is very similar to the formula for midrange, please do not make the common mistake of reversing the two. This is not a reliable measure of dispersion, since it only uses two values from the data set. Thus, extreme values can distort the range to be very large while most of the elements may actually be very close together. For example, the range for the data set 1, 1, 2, 4, 7 introduced earlier would be 7-1=6. Recently it has come to my attention that a few books define statistical range the same as its mo
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submitted by INDIAN_ARMY19890 (1234 m) on 29 Apr 2007 00:25:00 IST (0 comments 69 views)
Significance of Number 108--------------------------Waqt ka har shay gulaam, Time rules every person. How many beads to you have in a maala? Why do saints (sadhus) prefix 108 before their name like Shri Shri 108..? And why is 108 given so much importance in religion in particular ? This is a common question that I am often faced with when people come to take my guidance. So I decided to search the answer in numerology and spiritualism. In numerology, number 1 is ruled by Sun, 0 by the power of Almighty and 8 by Saturn. Sun symbolizes the spiritual aspect of life. Saturn symbolizes the worldly and material aspect of life And almighty denotes perfection and salvation.
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submitted by INDIAN_ARMY19890 (1234 m) on 28 Apr 2007 14:35:29 IST (4 comments 119 views)
These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year. --------------------------------------Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"Q: And why did that upset you?A: My name is Susan.--------------------------------------Q: And where was the location of the accident?A: Approximately milepost 499.Q: And where is milepost 499?
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submitted by gundadude (0 m) on 28 Apr 2007 20:25:03 IST (2 comments 94 views)
Don't Give Up If you've tried and have not won, Never stop for crying; All's that's great and good is done Just by patient trying. Though young birds, in flying, fall, Still their wings grow stronger; And the next time they can keep Up a little longer. Though the sturdy oak has known Many a blast that bowed her, She has risen again, and grown Loftier and prouder. If by easy work you beat, Who the more will prize you? Gaining victory from defeat,? That's the test that tries you! SO,FRIENDS! WAVE OFF THE NEGATIVE THOUGHTS & WELCOME THE BRIGHT LIGHT OF HOPE .
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submitted by ritu_007 (603 m) on 22 Mar 2007 18:17:57 IST (7 comments 241 views)
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submitted by INDIAN_ARMY19890 (1234 m) on 28 Apr 2007 13:08:55 IST (3 comments 99 views)
Life... 1.God is real, unless declared integer. 2. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more. 3. Death is hereditary. 4. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side. 5. An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. 6. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them. 7. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. 8. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. 9. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
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submitted by INDIAN_ARMY19890 (1234 m) on 28 Apr 2007 13:58:49 IST (2 comments 73 views)
Read On?. From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... ....a headache I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up ! Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER Maine puchha ch
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submitted by anchal_1991 (232 m) on 28 Apr 2007 21:42:49 IST (0 comments 103 views)
George Bush goes to London. He meets Queen Elizabeth. As they were just chatting, the queen told Bush that she had an amazing way to find out if a person was smart or not. She said she would demonstrate. She calls up Tony Blair and asks him, ?If your father has a child and your mother has a child and the child is neither you brother nor your sister, then who is it??. The answer was instantaneous and Tony replied, ?Its me of course!?. Now, Bush, all enlightened, goes back to America. He post in all the daily newspapers this very same question queen Elizabeth had asked Tony Blair and also offered a grand prize of $10,000 to anyone who cud answer this question. After
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submitted by LastMinuteGenius (319 m) on 25 Apr 2007 19:06:31 IST (9 comments 258 views)
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying, My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager:- How many days are there in a year? Man:- 365 days and some times 366 Manager:- how many hours make up a day? Man:- 24 hours Manager:- How long do you
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THE QUESTION THAT MANKIND WANTS ANSWERED!!!!! Why is d fire engine red in color? The fire engine has a ladder..a ladder has steps..steps ome frm a foot...a foot is measured by a ruler..aruler can b a king or a queen...Elizabeth was queen of england...elizabeth was also name of ship..ship floats on water..water has fish..fishes have fins..fins r people of finland..the national flag of finland is red...so fire engine is red in color.....
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submitted by gundadude (0 m) on 28 Apr 2007 20:32:35 IST (2 comments 75 views)
TWO WOMEN TALKING: ================================== Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking? Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think. Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck. Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to
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submitted by gundadude (0 m) on 28 Apr 2007 20:17:19 IST (2 comments 80 views)
1)Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from New Delhi to New York.The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so hepolitely declines and rolls over to the window tocatch a few winks.The American persists and explains that the game iseasy and a lot of fun.He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't knowthe answer you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don'tknow the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know theanswer, I will pay you $500."This catches the Sardarji's attention and,
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submitted by gundadude (0 m) on 28 Apr 2007 20:22:33 IST (0 comments 85 views)
One Liners ? The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car. ? Sometimes when I reflect back on all the ciggarettes I smoked, i feel ashamed. Then I look into the ciggarette & think about the workers in the ciggarette factory & all of their hopes & dreams. If I dont smoke this ciggarette, they might be out of work & their dreams would be shattered, Then I say to myself, it's better that I smoke this ciggarette & let their dreams come true then be selfish & worry about my LUNGS. ? Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they l
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submitted by gundadude (0 m) on 28 Apr 2007 20:14:41 IST (0 comments 59 views)
guys do any of u all have previous yrs papers or model papers for manipal or kcet or comedk?? a softcopy that is. email it to garu_garu@rediffmail.com if u all have pls. thnx
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submitted by gundadude (0 m) on 28 Apr 2007 20:10:57 IST (0 comments 72 views)
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