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A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji. Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.' Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, lefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same
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submitted by aishwarya_sv (220 m) on 15 Apr 2007 20:55:10 IST (0 comments 92 views)
Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne kaMunna: Dhobhi GhaatCircuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho? Munna: Washington Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolnaMunna: Come Here Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here. Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka - chale hat hawa aane deMunna: simple hain yaar - Hey u move sideways let the air force come in. Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhaiMunna: Yes bro i have just passed away Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phiraCircuit: Mother's brother dont rotate my brain Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha
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submitted by gauravgk (45 m) on 28 Mar 2007 12:37:56 IST (8 comments 186 views)
FOR A QUESTION LIKE FIND THE NUMBER OF SOLUTIONS FOR THE EQUATIONS ax+by+cz=p AND THE OPTIONS GIVEN AS dx+ey+fz=q lx+my+nz=r 1)no sol 2)unique sol 3)infinite sol 4)none HOW DO U GO FOR THESE GENERALY. ONE METHOD IS BY APPLYIN ELEMENTARY ROW OPERATIONS THE OTHER IS BY FINDIN THE RANK OF GIVEN MATRIX N BY EQUATIN IT TOTHAT OF THE AGGUMENTED MATRIX
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submitted by nigitha_17 (96 m) on 15 Apr 2007 12:12:52 IST (4 comments 261 views)
Shah Rukh Khan unveils his wax model at Madame Tussauds Shah rukh Khan Shahrukh Khan with his wax statue Shahrukh Khan with his wax statue Shahrukh Khan with his wax statue Shahrukh Khan wax statue (by Devansh Patel (Wembley and Kingsbury Times - London) Gauri Khan with Shahrukh Khan wax statue Shahrukh Khan and Gauri Khan with his wax statue Shahrukh Khan wax statue Shahrukh Khan with his wax statue Shahrukh Khan with his wax statue ~ Jyothi
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submitted by Jyothi (757 m) on 11 Apr 2007 10:35:35 IST (13 comments 303 views)
HOT OR COLD? setImgWidth(); Before thermometers were invented, everyone judged how hot or cold something was by the way it felt. The following simple experiment shows how unreliable this method. Take three glasses. Fill one with very hot water, another with ice water, the third with water at room temperature. Put a finger of one hand in the hot water, a finger of the other hand in the cold. Hold them there for about a minute. Then use the two fingers, one at a time, to test the temperature of the glass of water at room temperature. This water will feel warm to the finger that has been in cold water, but quite cool to t
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submitted by vinod (1433 m) on 6 Apr 2007 04:56:08 IST (4 comments 114 views)
Officer : What Is Your Name ?Candidate : M P. SirOfficer : Tell Me ProperlyCandidate : Mohan Pal SirOfficer : Your Father's Name ?Candidate : M P. SirOfficer : What Does That Mean ?Candidate : Manmohan Pal SirOfficer : Your Native PlaceCandidate : M P. SirOfficer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?Candidate : No, Munnur Pal SirOfficer : What Is Your Qualification?Candidate : M P. SirOfficer : (Angrily) What Is It ?Candidate : Metric PassOfficer : Why Do You Need A Job ?Candidate : M P. SirOfficer : And What Does That Mean ?Candidate : Money Problem SirOfficer : Describe Your PersonalityCandidate : M P. SirOfficer : Explain Yourself ClearlyCandidate : Magnanimous Personality Si
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Dear all, This is a story of a person which is narrated by him. he says,.......................... This may seem a bit off topic but the below instance would just make us ponder over some of the basic values which seem to be diminishing these days .... -.-.-.-.-.-.- "As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in software Engineer and joined a company based in USA, the land of braves and opportunity. When I arrived in the USA, it was as if a dream had come true. Here at last I was in the place where I want to be. I decided I would be staying in this country for about Five years in which time I would have earned enough money to settle down in
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submitted by deepti_hari (86 m) on 15 Apr 2007 11:29:25 IST (0 comments 65 views)
Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. Candidate : I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology. Interviewer : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before! Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it . What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. F
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submitted by akshaybansal (312 m) on 14 Apr 2007 21:05:06 IST (3 comments 150 views)
1. Someone in this world Loves you , in some way. 2. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 3. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 4. You mean the world to someone. 5. Without you, someone may not be living. 6. You are special and unique, in your own way. 7. Someone that you don't know even exists, loves you. 8. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 9. When you think the world has turned it's back on you,
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It was a sports stadium. Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in the running event. * Ready! * Steady! * Bang !!! With the sound of Toy pistol, all eight girls started running. Hardly have they covered ten to fifteen steps, one of the smaller girl s slipped and fell down , due to bruises and pain she started crying. When other seven girls heard this sound , stopped running, stood for a while and turned back , they all ran back to the place where the girl fell down. One among them bent, picked and kissed the girl gently and enquired 'Now pain must have reduced' . All seven girls lifted the fallen girl , pacified her, two of them held the girl firm
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submitted by aishwarya_sv (220 m) on 14 Apr 2007 17:34:25 IST (4 comments 97 views)
Facts on honey and cinnamon: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?A. Honey~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~It is found that mixture of Honey and Cinnamon cures most of the diseases. Honey is produced in most of the countries of the world.Ayurvedic as well as Yunani medicine have been using honey as a vital medicine for centuries.Scientists of today also accept honey as a "Ram Ban" (very effective) medicine for all kinds of diseases. Honey can be used without any side effects for any kind of diseases.Today's science says that even though honey is sweet, if taken in the right dosage as a medicine, it does not harm dia
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submitted by Jyothi (757 m) on 11 Apr 2007 11:00:47 IST (5 comments 118 views)
> >> >> >F Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Panjab University,Chandigarh,> >> >> >F 1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Panjab University,Chandigarh,> >> >> >F 1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's> >College, Cambridge,> >> >> >F 1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge > >> >> >F 1957; DPhil (Oxford), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India's> >
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submitted by akshaybansal (312 m) on 14 Apr 2007 21:13:39 IST (0 comments 98 views)
School days --fun --check this out It's back again..... even if you've already read this famous fwd, it's worth reading once more...... DO NOT MISS A SINGLE LINE ......and the last one is fantastic
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submitted by aishwarya_sv (220 m) on 14 Apr 2007 18:34:37 IST (2 comments 143 views)
