Vriti EdustoreFEW BAD JOKES.........JUST FORA SMILE DURING EXAM TIME..
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610. ------------ --------- --------- --------- - Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College. Banta : Really, what is he studying, Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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What is Common between: Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
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Santa falls in luv with a nurse...After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?
Santa: Very long!
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
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Santa went to battery shop and asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000..
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books, when the teacher erases the board.
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: No, you'll die because haven't you heard train is coming on platform?
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains?"
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever
- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash.
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