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40 marks ki kimat tum kya jaano teacher baabu......
har teacher ka aashirwaad hota hai 40 marks
har student ke sar ka taaz hota hai 40 marks
har failure ka khwaab hota hai 40 marks
A new teacher joins school
he finds two boys similar in appearance.
teacher asks- "kya tum judva ho.??
boy-: jee nahi..hum padosi hain
Q:what is the definition of a girl friend????]
a: jo har baat pe tok tok kar, tumhari har aadat badal de aur phir do saal ke baad kahey, " ab tum pehle jaise nehi rahey !!!"
******The first line to be written in exams:
all answers written below are unintentional and a pure work of fiction.any resemblence is purely co-incidental.
******Kissing a woman at her forehead is respect
at her lips is love
cheekis heroism
neck is lust
but kissing her in front of her husband is bravery.
Inspector to santa: faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya
hai?santa: mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!
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santa proposing a girl: darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
girl: tameez se baat karo.
santa: behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
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santa: i tried ur number so many times, it always said ’switched off’!"
banta: nooo, it’s my hello tune!
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santa meets his old friend.
santa: a & b, a & b, a & b, a & b, a & b.
friend: oye, iska matlab?
santa: kuch nahin yaar, i mean long time no c.
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santa to banta: main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mainu 1000 rs cahide si.
banta: dost hi dost de kam aunda hai, le 10 rs, riksha kar te purse le aa.
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santa to jeeto: kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai.
jeeto, maatha peet te hue: hey bhagwan! na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha
hua hai.
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daku mangal singh banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: sona kahan hai, jaldi
bataao
banta: pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao!
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q: what do you call a man who can’t hear anything?
santa: anything you want because he can’t hear na!!!
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girl: will you love me after marriage also?
santa: this depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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jeeto to santa: stop looking at girls, u r married now.
santa: u mean if i am on diet, i can’t look at the menu also?
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santa: i’d like some vitamins for my son..
clerk: sir, vitamin a, b or c ?
santa: any will do as my son doesn’t know the albhabets yet.
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if u call ur mother as mum what’ll u call mother’s younger sis & elder sis?
santa: minimum and maximum
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santa: main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
banta: wow, kab?
santa: meri 7 dec ko aur uski 13 jan ko.
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santa eats 8 butter naan at a party and is suffering from constipation.
praying & crying in toilet: hey wahe guru....ya toh jaan nikal de, ya naan
nikal de.
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boss: i’m giving u driver’s job. starting salary rs. 3000, is it ok ?
santa: u r great sir! starting salary is ok but how much is driving salary?
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santa & banta were looking at egyptian mummy.
santa: look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. banta:
aaho, lorry number is also written... bc 1760 !!!.
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santa radio lekar potty karne gaya.
banta: aaj toh mazey se ki hogi ?
santa: khaak mazey se ki, radio par jan-gan-man aa gaya, khade-khade karni
padi.
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santa, banta & bobby were going on a motorcycle. policeman gives hand to
stop.
santa shouted: oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?
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jeeto: doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ka aaram aur kisi hill station par jaane
ko
kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?
santa: kisi dusrey doctor ke paas!!!
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santa bought a car on loan... he didn’t pay the dues, the bank took away
his
car.
santa: if i knew this, i’d have taken a loan for my marriage also!
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teacher: aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par fir
bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta? papu: ladies toilet!
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