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![[Post New]](/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif) 23 Jun 2007 22:02:29 IST
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried  All generalizations are false, including this one If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of loan payments. I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.  Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES! Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once... Why is the word abbreviation so long?  I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it  Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.  and lastly, my favourite.. which i always follow Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
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Manasi....
NIT-Allahabad...
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Challenges are High, Dreams r New..
The World out thr is waiting for U !!
Dare to dream, Dare to Try..
No Goal is distant, no Star is too high !!! |
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23 Jun 2007 22:58:21 IST
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shud i post a very sastaa one liner...its like real sastaa...
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23 Jun 2007 23:02:06 IST
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Greetings and salivations Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house. I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away! I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list. If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice? Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
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24 Jun 2007 00:53:24 IST
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anybody elz....or is the stock finished....lol
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24 Jun 2007 01:18:53 IST
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here it goes
Never trust a man before walkin a mile in shoes
But then check for the size coz after a mile ....... it may hurt
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24 Jun 2007 01:20:22 IST
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devesh
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24 Jun 2007 08:39:56 IST
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'Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know
where to shop'.
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24 Jun 2007 09:22:10 IST
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gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love
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24 Jun 2007 09:24:55 IST
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A: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
B: It's me, but you'll feel the cold as I walk away.
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24 Jun 2007 14:37:39 IST
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if a thing is worth doing it would had been done
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B.Tech CSE, ISMU |
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24 Jun 2007 14:55:33 IST
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another one...
The amazing thing in life is that everybody wants to go to heaven
but nobody wants to die...
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24 Jun 2007 18:07:07 IST
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hard work pays later on in life
laziness pays now!!!
They say : Beauty is in the eyes of beholder
I say : Beauty is in the eyes of beer holder
The ultimate one:
Children at d front seat cause accidents, and accidents at d back seat cause children!!!
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Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-Albert Einstein
Generally people who take the piss out of other people hang around in groups of five, because they have a fifth of a personality each.
- Eddie Izzard
It's my life
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just wanna live while I'm alive
-Bon Jovi
By the time a son realizes that his father was probably right, he has a son who thinks he is wrong.
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24 Jun 2007 18:09:27 IST
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nobody is perfect...i m nobody
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24 Jun 2007 18:25:17 IST
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Make love not war , because condoms are cheaper than guns and
missiles........hehe..
hopefully , i didnt offend anybody...
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