A blonde chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey). Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?” Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.

The blonde then asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”

The lawyer looked puzzled. He spent nearly an hour, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls, trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.lol

After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was obviously dead. Chris panicked!



"If my neighbors find out my dog killed their bunny, they'll hate me forever," he thought.



So he took the dirty deceased rabbit into the house, gave it a bath and blow-dried its fur. Chris knew his neighbors kept their backdoor open during the summer, so he sneaked inside and put the bunny back into the cage, hoping his neighbors would think it died of natural causes.



A couple of days later Chris and his neighbor saw each other outside.



"Did you hear that Fluffy died?" the neighbor asked.



"Oh. Uhmm... Sorry to hear that. What happened?" Chris mumbled.



The neighbor replied, "We just found him dead in his cage one day. But the strange thing is that the day after we buried him, we went out to dinner and someone must have dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage! There are some really sick people out there!"

lol..

lenghty but its nice.....plzz read it 

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Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were



travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of



them died.







Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.







He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN.







But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.



Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.







He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of



them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public



positions, etc.







Then why the differential treatment?







He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before



a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived



notions.















Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English



test.







PVNR is asked to spell " INDIA " and he does it correctly.







Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.







It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".







Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.







He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus



forced to fail with false intent.















Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance



assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal



platform for all three).







PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and



passes.







Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.







Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR.... ."



Tough one. He fails again.















Laloo is extremely unhappy.







Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now



requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history







Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take



any more tests.







PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence ?". He replied "1947" and



passed.







Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?".







He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000



or 300,000.



Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.







It's Laloo's turn now.



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Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died



in the struggle.



Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.







Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO



ESCAPE