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![[Post New]](/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif) 10 Aug 2007 16:42:39 IST
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some more r gonna b posted soon...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The inevitable truth of life.....everyone in our life is going 2 hurt sooner or later......u just have 2 realise who is worth.....
the PAIN or the PERSON...!!! |
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10 Aug 2007 18:46:53 IST
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thks dude for appreciating and to all who rated it some will b posted soon
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10 Aug 2007 18:48:01 IST
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teacher and student teachers m srry When we are in class, We are STUDENTS! When they are in class, They are TEACHERS!
When we write over their writing, It is OVER WRITING! When they write over our writing, It is CORRECTION!
When we gather to discuss, It is GOSSIP! When they gather to discuss, It is MEETING!
When we are in the library, It is BUNKING! When they are in the library, It is RESEARCH WORK!
When we stand outside our classroom, We are PUNISHED! When they stand outside Principal's Office, They are WAITING!
When we do something wrong, We are IDIOTS! When they do something wrong, They are HUMAN BEINGS!
When we copy from others, Its CHEATING! When they copy from others, Its QOUTING!
If we do no do our work on time, We are LAZY! If they do no do their work on time, They are BUSY!
When we think in class, We are DAYDREAMERS! When they think in class, They are PHILOSOPHERS!
When we are out in the corridor, We are LOITERING! When they are out in the corridor, They are INSPECTING!
When we joke in class, We are JOKERS! When they joke in class, They have a SENSE OF HOMOUR!
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10 Aug 2007 18:49:20 IST
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A Gorgeous Girl walks up 2 Profesor's cabin & says: I'll do anything 2 Pass d Exam.
Prof: Anything?
Girl: Ya
Prof: hmmm
Girl : Ya !!
Prof: Then Go & study...!!
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There is a small gap between confidence & over confidence. YOU can kiss your frnd is confidence.
ONLY YOU can kiss ur frnd is over confidence....
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Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?
Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna,
badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna
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10 Aug 2007 18:50:08 IST
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Ek Gadha:- yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai. Dusara Gadha:- to tu bhag kyu nahi jata. Pehla Gadha:- Bhag to jata par yahan future bada bright hai ...
malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik
kahta hai, "teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga...!" bas isi ummeed me baitha
hoon
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10 Aug 2007 20:21:27 IST
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Another one from me:
Santa goes for interview to become police officer
Interviewer : wat is 2 + 2
Santa : (After calculating for five mins) I think its four
Interviewer : Yes correct. Now tell me wat is capital of india?
Santa : (After thinking for fifteen mins) I guess its New Delhi.
Interviewer : U r again rite. Now tell me who killed Mahatma Gandhi
Santa keeps on thinking for half hour and Interviewer gets fed up
Interviewer : Acha chalo abhi yaha se jao, mujhe baat me bata dena.
Later in the evening, banta calls santa
Banta : So how was the interview?
Santa : Oh it was very gud, i even got my first case!!!
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Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-Albert Einstein
Generally people who take the piss out of other people hang around in groups of five, because they have a fifth of a personality each.
- Eddie Izzard
It's my life
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just wanna live while I'm alive
-Bon Jovi
By the time a son realizes that his father was probably right, he has a son who thinks he is wrong.
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10 Aug 2007 21:26:30 IST
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good.................!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The inevitable truth of life.....everyone in our life is going 2 hurt sooner or later......u just have 2 realise who is worth.....
the PAIN or the PERSON...!!! |
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11 Aug 2007 05:39:36 IST
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Help.... !!
The Titanic is going to sink....
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the surface to ask the Sardar something again.
Italian : Just tell me which direction is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards......
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11 Aug 2007 05:41:58 IST
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DONT GO IN 5* HOTEL... Y....?????
Q : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
A : "tea please"
Q : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
A : "Ceylon tea "
Q : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
A : "white"
Q : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
A: "With milk "
Q : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
A : "With cow milk please.
Q : " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
A : " Um, I'll take it black. "
Q : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
A : "With sugar"
Q : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
A : "Cane sugar "
Q :" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
A : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Q: "Mineral water or still water ? "
A : "Mineral water"
Q : "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
A : "I'll rather die of thirst
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11 Aug 2007 05:47:29 IST
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Boy: suit bada acha pehna hai
girl : Thanx
Boy: lipstick bahut achi lagayi hai
girl : Thanx
Boy: makeup bhi bahutacha kia hai
girl : Thanx "bhaiya"
Boy: fir bhi sundar nahi lagrahi ho
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One day SANTA had a Dream,
that someone killed him.
Next day he closed his bank account.
Why?
Because the bank's slogan was
"WE MAKE YOUR DREAM COME TRUE."
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U & I are friend, when u cry, I cry.
When u laugh, I laugh.
When u hurt me, I hurt.
When u jump off a bridge?I m sure going to miss u!
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11 Aug 2007 05:54:11 IST
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Do u know what does the computer
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INTEL Inside....
IDIOT outside
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11 Aug 2007 06:04:24 IST
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ONCE A MARASI WENT TO A CHAUDHRY AND DEMANDED RISHTA OF CHAUDHRY`S DAUGHTER.CHAUDHRY AT ONCE BLEW UP AND HE ORDERED HIS MEN TO BEAT THT MARASI..AFTER 15 MINS OF "PHAINTI"THEY THREW HIM INFRONT OF THE CHAUDHRY...
MARASI STOOD UP SETTING HIS CLOTHES...
ASKED TO CHAUDHRY..
"TEY FIR MAIN INKAR E SAMJHAN" . ************************************************************************************************** shortest resignation letter... "SIR !!!!! I LOVE UR WIFE " hehehee
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11 Aug 2007 06:25:45 IST
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Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire' " Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously. "What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?" "I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 85Year virgin dying lady wanted her grave to read"Born Virgin Lived Virgin Died Virgin".The sculptor shortened it to"PARCEL RETURNED UNOPENED"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ********A JATT passing thru a Jungle,
a Chudail stops him says: HOO HOO HA HA Mai Chudail huu
JATT: Jaanda haan Teri ik bhain mere ghar v hai. . ***************...hehehee ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
Dad: Very long -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Who Said English is so easy? Fill in this blank with "yes" or "no" 1)............... I don't have brain 2)................. I don't have sense 3)................. I am Stupid --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jab kisi ki taraf DiL jhukne lage.. Bat aa kar zubaan tak rukne lage To TO To TO To vicks ki goli lo Khikhich dur karo... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ LARKA: IS DIL MAI CHALI AAO JAANEMAN
LARKI : JOOTI UTAROO ?
LARKA : AISAY HI CHALI AAO ............. MASJID THORI HAI
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I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
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