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![[Post New]](/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif) 25 Jun 2007 00:24:04 IST
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Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
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Ken
From: UNITED STATES, Green Bay, Wisconsin
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25 Jun 2007 00:37:53 IST
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ITS AN APPEAL...............................
it takes 15 trees 2 produce amt of paper we use in 1 exam......join us 2 save trees.....................
SAY NO 2 .........................
EXAMS.........
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25 Jun 2007 01:59:22 IST
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Ya ya haha ha ..........................................................................................
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The one man Dynasty !!!!!!!!
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25 Jun 2007 12:42:32 IST
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Samander bhar Syllabus hai,
Nadi bhar padhte hai,
Bucket bhar Yaad rahta hai,
Mug bhar Likhte hai,
Chullu bhar Marks milte hai
Jisme Doob kar marte hai.
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woods are lovely, dark and deep.....
but i have promises to keep....
and miles to go before i sleep....
and miles to go before i sleep.... |
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25 Jun 2007 12:58:46 IST
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Takhdir..
As a Bachelor
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti
As a Lover
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
mumtaz mil gayi hai magar
woh shaadi nahi karti
Aur Shadi kay baad,
As a Married person
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
mumtaz nahi marti.
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woods are lovely, dark and deep.....
but i have promises to keep....
and miles to go before i sleep....
and miles to go before i sleep.... |
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25 Jun 2007 13:53:00 IST
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Makaan malik : 500 rs. kiraya hoga
Kirayedaar : Theek hai par apke makaan me chuhe naach rahe hai
Makaan malik :To saale 500 Rs. me kya Shakira nachegi?
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Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-Albert Einstein
Generally people who take the piss out of other people hang around in groups of five, because they have a fifth of a personality each.
- Eddie Izzard
It's my life
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just wanna live while I'm alive
-Bon Jovi
By the time a son realizes that his father was probably right, he has a son who thinks he is wrong.
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25 Jun 2007 14:01:11 IST
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hey pratham..shud v make them online?????????...lolzzz
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25 Jun 2007 14:01:40 IST
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Australians: Hum 6's marte hai
Africans : Hum 6's aur 4's marte hai
Indians : Hum to sirf style marte hai
Pakistanis : Hum to sidha coach ko marte hai...
lol...
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Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-Albert Einstein
Generally people who take the piss out of other people hang around in groups of five, because they have a fifth of a personality each.
- Eddie Izzard
It's my life
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just wanna live while I'm alive
-Bon Jovi
By the time a son realizes that his father was probably right, he has a son who thinks he is wrong.
-Anonymous |
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25 Jun 2007 14:10:47 IST
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Tumhari naam ki gazalein chand par likehne ko ji chahta hai? par kya karu yeh jaalim khwab amavas ki raat ko hi ata hai! santa was shopping for cooking oil at bantas shop.santa asks banta after buying the oil wheres my free gift?
banta says theirs no scheme of any sort of gift with oil.where did he get that idea?
santa replies on the oil bottle u hav in big letters cholostrol free!! hum unki gali see nikle too unhone
phool barsaye per gum too is baat kaa tha kee sath mee ghamle bhi sath aye. My dear FAIR and LOVELY(ek chand ka tukda),
you are my TVS SCOOTY(first love) and my AIWA (pure passion).
I always BPL(believe in the best)and u r my DOMINO'S PIZZA
(delivering a million smiles) for me. This is COLGATE ENERGY GEL(seriously fresh) feeling for me.I want u to be my life partner,but I think u r worried about your father,who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER(the unshakable)and my father,who is a CEAT (born tough), but dont worry as I am a FORD ICON(the josh machine)and our family members KELVINATORS( the coolest ones). If our parents say no, we will elope and get married swearing by PHILIPS (lets make things
better). For them,it could be a MIRINDA (zor ka jatka dheerese lage), but I believe in COCA COLA ( jo chahe ho jaaye) and enjoy! Trust in God who has a NOKIA (connecting people) in his hand.And do not forget that we are WILLS ( made for each other). Yours LG (digitally yours)
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woods are lovely, dark and deep.....
but i have promises to keep....
and miles to go before i sleep....
and miles to go before i sleep.... |
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25 Jun 2007 23:56:01 IST
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ek baar narad ji beer shop pe gaye n peena start kar diya
peete gaye
peete gaye
peete gaye
shopkeeper ne poocha
"aapko chadhti nahi kya"
narad ji bole
"main bhagwan hun"
shopkeeper bola
"chadh gayi"
hehhheeeeeeeeeee
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SHINE LIKE A CANDLE BUT DON'T END LIKE IT
LET YOUR LIGHT SHINE EVERYWHERE |
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25 Jun 2007 23:59:57 IST
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ek sardar ji ko bahut dino baad munda hoya
phir bhi wo udaas the
kyun?
inne saal baad inni mannata baad munda hoya wo bhi chhota sa
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SHINE LIKE A CANDLE BUT DON'T END LIKE IT
LET YOUR LIGHT SHINE EVERYWHERE |
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26 Jun 2007 00:07:04 IST
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lolzzzz shubra very gud...still parrot wala was d best
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26 Jun 2007 00:07:53 IST
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ek ladka shop pe spects lene gaya
sardar ji ne poocha "kyun?"
to ladke ne kaha "mujhe kam dikhta hai"
sardar ji use bahar le gaye
n kaha"wo dekho ......wo kya hai?"
ladke ne kaha"sun"
sardar:-"ab aur kitni dur dekhna chahta hai tu"
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SHINE LIKE A CANDLE BUT DON'T END LIKE IT
LET YOUR LIGHT SHINE EVERYWHERE |
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26 Jun 2007 00:08:09 IST
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Ek Sardar ped per chada,
to upar baithe bandar ne pooocha: tu kyon chada??
Sardar: apple khane
Bandar: per yeh to mango tree hai
Sardar: pata hai.. apple sath layaa hoon....!!!!!!!
A funeral procession was going on.
Santa was there with a binocular.
Banta: y r u carrying a binocular????
Santa: woh mera dooor ka rishtedaar tha........
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I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip f |
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