Chintoo : Mein Ne Shart Lagaii Thi Ke India Pakistan Se Jeet Jaey Ga Aur Mein Rs:1000 Har Gaya .
Mintoo : Yaar , Tum Ne 1000 Rupee Aik Match Per Laga Diye .
Chintoo : Nahi Yar , Mein Ne 500 Rupee Aik Match Per Lagaye The .
Mintoo : To Dosre 500 Rupee Kaha Gaey
Chintoo : Choro Yar .. Mein Ne Highlights Per Bhi 500 Rupee Lagae The
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Chintoo Ne Cycle Chalate Chalate aik shaks Ko Mar Di
shaks,' Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha Kya?
Chintoo : 'Break Ka Kya Hai, Poori Cycle To Mar Di.....'
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Chintoo : (Doctor Se ), Mein Jab Baat Karta Huun To Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.
Docter : Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?
Chintoo: Phone Karte Waqt.
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chintoo khudkhushi karne ki soch kar railway station par chala gaya aur chicken, wafers,coke ......... khane laga...........
mintoo:arrey yeh kya kar rahe ho !!
chintoo:yaar yeh train bahut late aati hai , maine socha kahin bhookh se naa mar jaun !! ;)
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chiman: aap kine padhe ho ?
friend: B.A
chiman: kammal karte ho sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte ??
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chintoo:(bus stop par ladki ko dekh kar !!) : chand toh raat ko nikalta hai aaj din mein kaise nikal gaya.........
ladki: ullu toh raat ko bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada..............
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