fantabulous is d word dat suits it bst

i thnk

rght?????????/

awesum jokes bro

gud work........

Dear Gurmeet,

 

I am in a well here and hoping you in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home.  Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.

I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they wouldn't have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able
to take our earlier address Plate here, so that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice.It even has a washing machine,situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works too well.
Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and havent seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting The grass at the cemetery. By the way I took bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning.I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfil his fathers last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a
grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

 

Love,

Mom

 

P.S : Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.
             

You can be sure the person is Sardar when he:

1. Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup
his mind.

 

2. Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

 

3. Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.

 

4. Tries to drown a fish in waters.

 

5. Thinks socialism means partying.

 

6.Trips over a cordless phone.

 

7.Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

 

8.At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts Sagittarius."

 

9. Studies for a blood test and fails.

 

10.Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.

 

11. Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport
left", he turns around and goes home.

 

12. Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

 

 

 NOTE  :   No Offence To Any Real Sardars.

 

Sardar se kisi ny kaha
INDIAN
flag may tmhara kia hy
Green4 muslim
white4 christ
orang4 hindu
nothin 4u
Sardar thught n rplied
OYE .. !
DANDA TERE PIYO DA AY!

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SARDAR :: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi??
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon...

 

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sardar and his wife:-
wife:- why r u studying seriously about blood?

sardar:-oey! doctor said tommarow blood test........

 

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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and

hangs up!

 

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Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

 

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Hitler to Sardarji: Impossible ka word meri dictionery main nahin hai.
Sardarji: Te gadhe  dictionery dekh k kharidni thi na...!

 

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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It?s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It?s 1394.

 

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*************Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole. *******

 

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Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."

 

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Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.

 

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Sadar to Thelewallah: yeh kele kaise diye?
Thelewallah : Ek rupay ka
Sardar: 60 p mein dega?
Thelewallah : 60p mein to sirf chilka aayega.
sardar : Oye! Chal ye leh 40 paise, chilka rakh, kela de de!!

 

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******Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko************

 

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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....

 

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cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

GOIIT ROCKS!!!!!!!!

when sardar experimenting a cockroach, he cut 1 of itz legz and told to walk. The cockroach began moving slowly. He continued thiz until all legz were cut out. Then he told it to walk, but it didnt move. So he wrote the interference:
"If all the legz of a cockroach were cut, it lozez itz ability to hear"

 

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A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Airtel cell phone but still hutch network is
following me.

 

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Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

 

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Sardar purposing a girl:darling kya tum mjhe se shadii karo gi?

girl:tameez se baat karo.

Sardar:behan jee,kya aap mjhe se shaadi karain gi?

 

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once sardar went to America .from there he shoot n caught a duck from pool the security caught him

security: do u have license of America to shoot this duck?
sardar: shown his license
security:looked back of the duck and said i think this is not American duck ?this is Indian duck?do u have license of India
sardar: shown his license
security asked license of many countries looking back of duck
sardar shown all countries license
then security said u r great

u r from which country
sardar shown his back and said u say u r expert in it na

 

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Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

 

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Interviewer- Y did u leave ur last job?

Sardar- Coz, d company shifted its office and didnt tell me where....hehehe

 

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Do you know why Sardar bought a brown cow???

 

 

 

 

 

 

A: To get chocalate milk.........

 

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5 Hi-tech sardar inventions
1.Waterproof towel!
2.Solar powered torch!
3.Book on how to read!
4.Pedal powered wheel chair!
5.Umbrella wid holes to see wether its raining or not!

 

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******After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? ***************

 

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Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai

 

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Shayari by Sardar:
Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,
Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,
Raaste pe jaa ke dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha!!!

 

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How do you keep a Sardar whole day busy?

Take him to a Circular Room and ask him to sit in a Corner!!!

 

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Teacher asked Sardar : "can a person have name & surname same ?"
Sardar replied : "YES", If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, her name
will be Lara Lara."

 

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**********************One day sardar was crying... friend asked to him..
friend: "Sardar why r u crying??"
sardar: "My mom died.."
After some time he started crying even louder...
friend: "Why r u crying now???"
Sardar: "My sister phoned to me and told that her mom also died..." *************

 

hehehe

 

well i again say , m sorry if i hurt ne 1 of u....

 

also see...we play jokes on sardars but have a look at this plzz...

 

 

cheers!!!!!!!!!

 

GOIIT ROCKS!!!!!