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![[Post New]](/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif) 26 Jun 2007 00:17:09 IST
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Interviewer: imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape?
Sardar ji: very simple, I'll stop imagining...
A man kills a DEER n cooks it & doesnt tell kids what it is.
He gives a Clue "Its something your Mom calls me".. Son screans: "Dont eat it KUTTA hai"
how wud u differntiate
b/w Morga n Morgi??
jawab neeche hai
throw a stone..
ager Bhaga tu Morga..
or ager Bhagi tu Morgi
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I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
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26 Jun 2007 00:19:38 IST
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one student attended a jagrata ...all nite...
next day he went 2 skool....
his teacher asked him.....A FOR....
he said apple(in a low voice,....he was tired)
teacher said...
ZOR SE BOLO...
STUDENT: JAI MATA DIIII
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26 Jun 2007 00:20:15 IST
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an astronomer was watching the sky 4m the telescope suddenly a star falls.
a sardar ji was sitting there
he jumped n said
"waaahhhhhhhh
kya nishana hai"
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SHINE LIKE A CANDLE BUT DON'T END LIKE IT
LET YOUR LIGHT SHINE EVERYWHERE |
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26 Jun 2007 00:24:34 IST
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EK SARDAARJI NE APNI WIFE TO CALL KIYA and bole...
helllo...suno...car se stearing ...gear sab chori ho gaya hai..ghar lautne mein der ho jayegi....
sardaarni.said ok hai ji...
in other 5 minz sardaarji called again and said....mmai 10 min mein ghar aa raha hoon.....
sardaarni asked....chori saman mila kya...
sardaarji said..oye nahi...chori nahi hua tha...mai car ki peeche wali seat pe baith gaya tha
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26 Jun 2007 00:25:02 IST
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EK SARDAARJI NE APNI WIFE TO CALL KIYA and bole...
helllo...suno...car se stearing ...gear sab chori ho gaya hai..ghar lautne mein der ho jayegi....
sardaarni.said ok hai ji...
in other 5 minz sardaarji called again and said....mmai 10 min mein ghar aa raha hoon.....
sardaarni asked....chori saman mila kya...
sardaarji said..oye nahi...chori nahi hua tha...mai car ki peeche wali seat pe baith gaya tha
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26 Jun 2007 00:25:33 IST
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Grl: Mei tumhare lye sub chore doon gi.
Boy: Maa Bap?
Grl: Yes
Boy: Khana peena?
Grl: Yes
Boy: Apni dostein?
Grl: Yes
Boy: Star Plus?
Grl: Moun Sambhal K Baat Karo !!!
chand se pyari chandni.
chandni say pyari raat.
raat say pyari zindagi.
zindagi say pyaray tum.
tum say pyaray hum
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I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
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26 Jun 2007 00:27:55 IST
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Sardar looked himself in miror & said "Isko kahidekha hai."then he said "YAAD AYA," ye to wahi kamina hai jo meri shaadi ki album me meri BIWI K SATH HAI
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I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
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26 Jun 2007 00:29:42 IST
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 wine ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
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I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
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26 Jun 2007 00:31:33 IST
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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
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I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
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26 Jun 2007 07:32:00 IST
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why did the woman slap the man when he gave her a lotus?
the man gave her the BJP symbol so in return she gave him the CONGRESS symbol
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26 Jun 2007 07:40:38 IST
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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
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26 Jun 2007 08:58:59 IST
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Why sardars are happy when dere is lightning in the sky????
Because they think somebody is taking their photographs
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26 Jun 2007 16:44:53 IST
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Yun toh hasne walon ko kabhi rulaya nahi jaata,
Lehron se pani ko hataya nahi jaata,
Honewale ho jaate hai khud hi dil se apne,
Kisi ko keh kar apna banaya nahi jaata
Kabhi nazrein milane mein zamane beet jate hein
Kabhi nazrein churane mein zamane beet jate hein
Kabhi kali syaah raatein humein pal pal ki lagti hein
Kabhi ek pal bitane mein zamane beet jate hein
Kabhi khola ghar ka darwaza khadi thi samne manzil
Kabhi manzil ko aane mein zamane beet jate hein
Ek ek pal mein toot jate hein umr bhar ke woh rishtey
Woh rishtey jo banane mein zamane beet jate hein
Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai.
Tufan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai.
DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi,
Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai..
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I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
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27 Jun 2007 15:29:49 IST
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