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Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
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Socho? kyun?.. ???
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Aur thoda socho
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Ans: Because UTI bank is now Axis bank.

Q) What did the Kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?

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A) Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya...

Ek baar Chunnu class main baitha hota hai aur Masterji usse sawal poochte hain.

"India ke Capital ka Naam Batao?"

Chunnu bahut sochta hai, bahut sochta hai, aur jab thak jata hai to bolta hai.

"Masterji Nahin Pata"

Masterji gusse se laal peele ho jate hain aur Chunnu ko class se bahar nikaal dete hain.

Chunnu chalta chalta pricipal ke office ke samne se gujarta hai to principal use dekh leta hai aur poochta hai ki baahar kyon ghoom raha hai. Chunnu batata hai ki masterji ne India ka capital nahin batane ke liye class se nikaal diya.

Principal ko bhi bada gussa aata hai. Vo Chunnu ko school se nikaal deta hai.

Ab Chunnu bhatakta bhatakta diili ki sadkon main ghum raha hota hai ki Prime Minister vahan se gujarte hain aur Chunnu se poochte hain ki school time main kyon ghum raha hai. Chunnu sab bata deta hai. Sunte hi Prime Minister bhi ekdum aag babula ho jate hain aur Chunnu ko India se nikaal dete hain.

Bhichara Chunnu rota rota Sri Lanka pahuch jata hai. Vo vahan ek sadak cross kar raha hota hai ki ek car se uska accident ho jata hai.

Ab Bato ki is Story Ka Moral kya hai?

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Pahle Dayen Dekho, Phir Bayen Dekho, Phir Road Cross Karo!!!!

ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan (6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman"

keh kar bulate hain... batao kyun??? .

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Ans: kyounki uska naam Hanuman hai!!!!

3 + 3 =8
Bataaon Kaise?

Bataaon Bataaon!

Nahi Pata?!!

Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!

Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.

shivji khush .

Prakat hue ...

bole ...

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puttar maang ...

maang kya chahiye tujhey !

bakth utha ...

bole shivji ...

mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !

shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?

unhone kaha ... puttar ...

tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...

kuch bada maang !

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wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do

shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ... !

par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do !

shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ... bole ..yaar
tu

kuch aur maang .. guitar

na maang ...

wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab

shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)

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saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata :)

one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on
talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change your wife.

........can't stop laughin ??....i knew. :P.........now get on and comment... :)

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