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![[Post New]](/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif) 29 Jun 2007 10:45:25 IST
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once ckt n munna bhai go to temple: ckt: ye apun kidhar aa gaele bhai? bhai: ckt!! ye upar waley ka ghar hai!! ckt: bhai! magar yeh toh ground floor par hai!!??
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29 Jun 2007 12:01:35 IST
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Teen chitian ek line mein cahl rahi thi.
Aage vaali chinti boli, mere peeche do chitian hain.
Peeche vaali boli, mere aage do chitian hain.
Beech vaali boli, mere aage bhi do chitian hain aur peeche bhi do chitian hain.
Batao kaise ??
(scroll down)
No they are not in circles.
Think more.
a little more
a bit more.
yaar, itna mat socho. ]
Beech vaali cheenti jooth bol rahi thi.
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Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW ! NOW !!! |
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29 Jun 2007 12:06:05 IST
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Ek kangaroo ka bacha gum ho gaya !!
Guess what he said ??
He said ::
Aeyla, meri pocket kisne maari ??
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Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW ! NOW !!! |
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29 Jun 2007 12:14:35 IST
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Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer's. His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but she couldn't handle him any longer. He would wander about never knowing where he was or sometimes even who he was. She took him to a nursing home.
At the nursing home, while the wife was filling out paperwork, a nurse had the gentleman sit in a chair. Suddenly the man starting slowly leaning to his left. The nurse ran over and put a pillow on his left side to prop him up.
A few minutes later, he started leaning to his right. Again, the nurse ran over and put a pillow on his right side.
Then he starting leaning forward. This time, the nurse strapped him into the chair.
About this time, his wife, having completed the paperwork, walked up to him and asked, "How do you like the place?"
"It's okay," he said. "But, they won't let me fart!"
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Ken
From: UNITED STATES, Green Bay, Wisconsin
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29 Jun 2007 12:19:29 IST
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ho ho yaha ha ha ho ho yaha ha ha
ho ho yaha ha ha
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The one man Dynasty !!!!!!!!
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29 Jun 2007 12:20:41 IST
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ho ho yaha ha ha ho ho yaha ha ha
ho ho yaha ha ha ................................................
What a Joke KEN. But you remeber naaa that its not the time to make jokes,
its time to pay tribute to the Rapid Wolverine Chris Benoit.
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The one man Dynasty !!!!!!!!
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29 Jun 2007 13:10:02 IST
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Father(to son): what was the hardest thing u learnt in college?
son: opening bear bottles with teeth and lighting cigarette with only one tili left in tez aandhi...
he he he
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29 Jun 2007 13:46:36 IST
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how does a miser keep his gold safe from the thief?
write on it with a glitter pen and tell the thief "all that glitters is not gold"
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29 Jun 2007 14:08:26 IST
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A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a
most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a
second one about 50 feet behind the first.
Behind the second coffin was a solitary man
walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking
in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for
your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've
never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in
single line. Whose funeral is it?
" The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. " What
happened to her? " !
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. "
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? "
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
wife when the dog attacked and killed her also. "
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? "
The man replied "Join the queue ."
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29 Jun 2007 22:01:58 IST
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The only difference between a government and a corporation is that corporations usually have to give you something in exchange for the money they take from you.
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Being beaten is often a temporary condition, giving up is what makes it permanent. |
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30 Jun 2007 17:25:10 IST
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unlike others your brain is a masterpiece.......
unlike others your brain is a masterpiece.......
it is divided into two parts - right and left
in left nothing is right and
in right nothing is left.....!!!!
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woods are lovely, dark and deep.....
but i have promises to keep....
and miles to go before i sleep....
and miles to go before i sleep.... |
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30 Jun 2007 17:30:48 IST
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once a dean of college ask his boys students.......
if u go to galz college , 1 tym , 100 Rs fine..2nd tym , 200 Rs fine...........3rd tym , 300 Rs fine
Munnabhai...........maamu monthly pass ka kya lega??????
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I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
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30 Jun 2007 20:28:10 IST
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why are rishis resistant to temptations????????
because they keep chanting OM..........(takes a bit of thinking)
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here's a live img of the sun:
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2 Jul 2007 12:26:59 IST
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Purani tie aur kitab....
class ki last bench aur mere yaar.....
wo sirf break mein jaagna
aur so jaana in physics ki class.....
wo coke peena canteen mein jaake
wo karna baatein in almost all d' class
bas yaadein yaadein yaadein reh jaati hain....
kuch choti choti baatein reh jaati hain .....
bas yaadein.....
pahunchna skool main hamesha late....
wo kehna sir ka"Ishtanding out of the class"
wo andar se doston ka kehna
"hame bhi bahar bula le yaar"
wo jaake art class mein gappein ladana...
wo karna bunk
assembly ko yaar......
papa ka daantna.....
wo kehna mummy ka "maaro bhi yaar..."
"mujhe to sirf nazar aata hai ...
jahan mein beta mera hi bekar..."
wo dil mein sochna kar ke kuch dikha dein
wo karna planning roz nayi yaar
unit test ke kabadi marks.....
wo likhna sheets par akshar do chaar.....
wo paana tohfe mein teacher ki gaaliya.......
wo paana marks only in arts.....
bas yaadein yaadein yaadein reh jaati hain....
kuch choti choti baatein reh jaati hain .....
bas yaadein..
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