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![[Post New]](/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif) 17 Apr 2008 21:58:28 IST
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"GOOGLE without Search option".
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"If you want to achieve something, the whole Universe conspires in your favour."
----The Alchemist
"He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
---Albert Einstein
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21 Apr 2008 19:58:45 IST
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a keyboard without enter button
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21 Apr 2008 20:16:27 IST
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car without steering wheel
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FAILURE IS NOT FALLING IN LIFE BUT NOT RISING AGAIN AFTER FALLING!!!!!!
I LIKE WAVES NOT BECAUSE THEY RISE AND FALL..
BUT BECAUSE EVERYTIME THEY FALL THEY RISE AGAIN!!!!!!!
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21 Apr 2008 21:54:27 IST
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swiss-army-knife without a knife
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21 Apr 2008 22:47:44 IST
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phone 4 deaf
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nobody is wrong
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25 Apr 2008 19:36:23 IST
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A machine that gives names of useless inventions.
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25 Apr 2008 19:39:33 IST
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A function without a domain
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25 Apr 2008 20:12:40 IST
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iit degree without a fat pay
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25 Apr 2008 23:37:31 IST
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An airplane without wings..
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if u live to be a hundred
i want to live to be hundred minus 1 day
so i never have to live without u
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30 Apr 2008 06:22:23 IST
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BYCICLE WITH OUT PEDALS
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WINNERS DON DO DIFFEREN THINGS THEY DO THINS DIFFERNLY
HATE MAN U, HATE ME
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30 Apr 2008 08:19:06 IST
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1. square wheels of cars...
2. pale green coloured wigs...
3. a lift in a single-storeyed house...
4. non-working escalators...
5. oval cricket balls...
6. golf stick - like cricket bats...
7. pads and gloves specially designed for umpires...
8. DO NOT DISTURB sign in an open gate...
9. roller-coaster slippers...
10. construction of beautiful walls and boundaries in delhi...(coz they'll be ruined again...) :P
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30 Apr 2008 13:20:11 IST
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what abt
JEE without IIT
entrance exams without colleges
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" From ashes a fire shall be woken From shadows a light shall spring " ---Tolkien
" Throughout the centuries there were men who took first steps down new roads armed with nothing but their own vision. " --- Ayn Rand
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2 May 2008 08:49:01 IST
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a guitar without strings
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The best is the enemy of the good
and
All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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2 May 2008 09:27:57 IST
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Apple kept on teachers table in hemant's siggy. Teachers shouldn't eat in class
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3 May 2008 10:56:29 IST
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