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[Post New]4 Jul 2007 16:45:56 IST
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Boss:Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass


I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,
II wrote ur name on my heart n?.
I got a HEART ATTACK!



I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
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[Post New]4 Jul 2007 17:23:14 IST
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nice one buddy...
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[Post New]5 Jul 2007 13:11:47 IST
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Y r all the jokes based on SArdars ???
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[Post New]5 Jul 2007 13:15:26 IST
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Dats just a convention....matlab not specifically to sardars yaar...don't take it seriously.....
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[Post New]7 Jul 2007 14:35:26 IST
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lo ji , this tym nt on "SARDARS"

Two Lover Went For Socide Boy Jumps First after boy jump Girl Close her Eyez n Turn back n say Pyaar Andha Hota Hai during jumps boy open his Perashoot n say Pyaar Kabhi Merta Nahi :)
I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
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[Post New]13 Jul 2007 07:55:41 IST
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[Post New]18 Jul 2007 10:52:05 IST
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Cow, ant & a Donkey are debating on who is the greatest among three of THEM

So here it goes........ ......... .




Cow : I give 50 litters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest.




Ant : I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the Greatest.

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HELLO-WHY ARE YOU SCROLLING DOWN??

ITS YOUR TURN NOW - PLEASE SPEAK UP



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[Post New]23 Aug 2007 19:15:15 IST
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another pj - a five word joke................................












sardar soch raha tha ki.........
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[Post New]24 Aug 2007 15:43:41 IST
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it's not "treasure of comedy" but treasure of "bh***y" aur tu us hi bh***y ka hain
life is real ...the life is earnest..and grave is not its goal..

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