A yellow caution sign by a river in Japan:

CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE RIVER!

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On a multipurpose knife sold in Japan:

 CAUTION: BLADE EXTREMELY SHARP!
KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

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From the bottom plate of a lap top:

 DANGEROUS! DON?T SCREW OFF!

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Sign at a beach:

The shark prevention net was dismantled
for maintenance on 1 November 2004. 
We apologize for any inconvenience caused.

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?Baby on Board? style sign in a Hong Kong car window:

Look! Our new baby is on our car!

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At a zoo in Thailand:

Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.

 
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Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab:

"Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash."

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Sign at park:

 KEEP JAPAN GREEN
DON'T BURN
THE FIRE CHIEF

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A sign at the entrance to a cathedral in Cancun, Mexico

Please keep loud, wild babes out of the sanctuary.



TRAFFIC SIGNS:

Cars will not have intercourse in this bridge!

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To cross street push button at night.

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BEWARE OF ONCOMING CARES

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Exit Sign in China

UNCLEAR POWER PLANT

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A detour sign in Japan:

STOP.  Drive sideways.