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Tagged with:    [Post New]posted on 24 Mar 2008 21:13:57 IST    
>1. Newton's Method:
>        Let, the lion catch you.
>        For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
>        Implies you caught lion .
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
> 2. Einstein Method:
>        Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
>        Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
>        run faster and will get tired soon.
>
>        Now you can trap it easily
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
> 3. Schrodinger Method:
>         At any given moment, there is a positive probability
>         that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down
>        and wait.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
> 4. Inverse Transformation Method
>             We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.
>             Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion.
>             Lion is in and we are out.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
> 5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
>            We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows
>             every thing to pass through it except lions.
>            Then sweep the entire forest with it.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
> 6. Integration Differentiation Method:
>              Integrate the forest over the entire area.
>              The lion is some where in the result.
>              So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion
>              to trace out the lion.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
> 7. The Santa Singh's Method:
>             DON'T EVEN TRY. YOU'LL GET CAUGHT BY THE LION.
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umang
umang is offline comment by umang    (posted on 24 Mar 2008 21:24:52 IST)
awesome !
where do u get such kinda things ???
M.SIVAPRASAD
M.SIVAPRASAD is offline comment by M.SIVAPRASAD    (posted on 24 Mar 2008 22:19:32 IST)
I GIVE ANOTHER ONE THIS IS THE BEST THING FIRST U DRINK CYANIDE AFTER THE EATING YOU THE LION ALSO DIES THE NEWSENSE WILL OVER DONT FEEL I AM JOKING .HA.HA.HA.HA.
spideyunlimited
spideyunlimited is offline comment by spideyunlimited    (posted on 24 Mar 2008 22:29:49 IST)
1) By the same reasoning, u rate others implies others rated u... so u shud feel happy

2) y will the lion run in a direction opposite to u? think!

3) the probablity is the same as of u turning into a girl this very moment...LOL... probability doesn't mean feasible possibility
ananth_patri
ananth_patri is offline comment by ananth_patri    (posted on 24 Mar 2008 22:44:24 IST)
nice,....
pratikanand
pratikanand is offline comment by pratikanand    (posted on 25 Mar 2008 00:31:08 IST)
turn to the lion and say "D I E"...who knows it may work??
umang
umang is offline comment by umang    (posted on 25 Mar 2008 21:04:08 IST)
well said gaurav(spidey) !
ankur.kkhurana
ankur.kkhurana is offline comment by ankur.kkhurana    (posted on 26 Mar 2008 12:30:00 IST)
good one
coolvignesh
coolvignesh is offline comment by coolvignesh    (posted on 26 Mar 2008 13:00:41 IST)
ooooooooooo..........
that was nice....
i really wanted feynman's method...
plzzz some1 find an innovative method for feynman toooooooooo
ranjana_25
ranjana_25 is offline comment by ranjana_25    (posted on 27 Mar 2008 21:58:38 IST)
mmmm... .very nice....
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