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Tagged with:       [Post New]posted on 21 Sep 2007 06:17:02 IST    
newton in romantic mood......



Universal law:

"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money . "



first law:

"a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless
any external agent.brother or father of the gal).comes into play and
break the legs of the boy."



second law:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "


third law :

"the force applied by a boy whie proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite to force applied by girl while using her sandals......
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swashata4iit is offline comment by swashata4iit    (posted on 21 Sep 2007 17:17:33 IST)
Not always true!!!! Besides this is not a place for posting these articles
nandonachi is offline comment by nandonachi    (posted on 21 Sep 2007 18:24:31 IST)
even though truly non academic u desrve some acolades
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shubham.123 is offline comment by shubham.123    (posted on 24 Sep 2007 16:40:51 IST)
the article is meant to give u smile (what the title suggest)
i hav posted to give u some relax from ur hectic schedule
rest is fine
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