American Supremacy..

Blazing goIITian

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American Supremacy..

 

 

The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England and some British maritime authority. The transcript was released by the Ministry of Defense on 10/10/1995:-


British voice: 

Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.

 

 

American voice: 

 

Recommend you divert course 15degrees to the north to avoid a collision. 

 

British voice: 

 

Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.

 

American voice: 

 

This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.


British voice: 

Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.

 

American Voice:

This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln. The second largest ship in
the United States' Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by three
destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. We demand that you change your course 15 degrees north. I repeat change course 15 degrees to north or counter measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

 

British Voice: 


We are a LIGHTHOUSE you moron. Just divert your course if want to save yourself… 

 

 

 

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Blazing goIITian

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8 Apr 2010 07:48:33 IST
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hah!!!where did you find this???

Blazing goIITian

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8 Apr 2010 11:14:02 IST
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LoL.

Blazing goIITian

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8 Apr 2010 12:22:24 IST
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too 90ish.. Heard this joke many of times

Blazing goIITian

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8 Apr 2010 15:14:24 IST
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ya wld have...didnt ya notic d date above..?

Hot goIITian

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8 Apr 2010 19:13:39 IST
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heehee...Kudos to d British voice for calling d bombastic American, a moron :P

Blazing goIITian

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8 Apr 2010 19:17:57 IST
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nice 1..

Blazing goIITian

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8 Apr 2010 19:24:46 IST
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thanx..

Hot goIITian

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8 Apr 2010 22:14:38 IST
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Hilarious. If it is really a real transcript then it's priceless.

Blazing goIITian

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9 Apr 2010 00:26:32 IST
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Hot goIITian

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9 Apr 2010 02:21:47 IST
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gr8.................

Blazing goIITian

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9 Apr 2010 04:44:24 IST
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thnx..

Blazing goIITian

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9 Apr 2010 17:44:01 IST
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Dude.. Its like watching a episode of FRIENDS. I have indeed seen the date before posting my comment.

Blazing goIITian

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11 Apr 2010 21:33:59 IST
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Great....

Blazing goIITian

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12 Apr 2010 12:01:15 IST
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thnx..



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