Professor Bihari
A new lecturer (also a Bihari professor) was unable to
control the class. The guys were just talking without
giving any attention to him.
So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of
the problem out. But he doesn't know how to put it in
English..
He went near the guy. Shouted "follow me" .The guy
followed him till he went out of the class. Now the
lecturer turned back and again shouted "Don't follow
me" and went inside the class..........
 
# Inside the Class :
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere
come in.

* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come
in.

* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.

* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away
in the corridor

* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the
class .. )

* Both of u three, get out of the class.

* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have
winter in my nose today ...

* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of
Silver.....

* Take 5 cm wire of any length....

# About his family :

* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
 

# At the ground :

* All of you, stand in a straight circle.

* There is no wind in the balloon.

# To a boy, angrily :

* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
 

# Giving a punishment :
 
*You, rotate the ground four times...