Here's a good one!

 

Bill Gates arrived in India to discuss out his plans. He announced
that  Microsoft plans to release a Windows 2000 version in Hindi and it will
be  called Khidkiyan 2000.Here are some Windows related terms that may
be used in Khidkiyan  2000.

Phaail = File

Bachao = Save

Aise Bachao = Save As

Subko Bachao = Save All

Mujhe Bachao = Help

Chuno = Select

Sab Chuno = Select All

Dhoondo = Find

Firse Dhoondo = Find Again

Hilao = Move

Dak = Mail

Dakiya = Mailer

Paas se dhekho = Zoom

Door se dhekho = Zoom out

Kholo = Open

Band Karo = Close

Naya = New

Badli karo = Replace

Bhaago = Run

Chhaapo = Print

Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview

Nakal = Copy

Kaato = Cut

Chipkao = Paste

Ispesal Chipkao = Paste Special

Goli Maaro = Delete

Nazaara = View

Auzaar = Tools

Auzaar ka dabba = Toolbar

Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet

Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database

Ghusao = Insert

Ped = Tree

Thooso = Compress

Chooha = Mouse

Tik-Tik Karo = Click

Idhar-se-Udhar. Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar

Chal Phoot = Exit