Business Mind.........Indians r the best at it

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Business Mind.........Indians r the best at it

 
Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son to get married

Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".

Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case.... Yes"

Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani

Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "I have already found a son-in law who is well established."

Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case.... Yes"

Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President :"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."

Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case.... Yes."

Now this is how business is done!!

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Blazing goIITian

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28 Jul 2009 19:01:37 IST
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comments invited

Blazing goIITian

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28 Jul 2009 19:04:14 IST
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"But I dont want to marry my daughter."change that line

Blazing goIITian

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28 Jul 2009 19:06:20 IST
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is it ok

Blazing goIITian

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28 Jul 2009 21:18:58 IST
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hmmmmmmm..ok

Blazing goIITian

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29 Jul 2009 02:02:34 IST
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some months back it was the same thing here with Laloo as a rich father and Ambani as Bill Gates

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29 Jul 2009 09:11:15 IST
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gr8

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29 Jul 2009 09:35:41 IST
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HelloAlthough we have never met before but my spirit has lead me to contact you after just browsing the site.I am writing this mail to you with heavy tears in my eyes and great sorrow in my heart because I may die in three months time due to cancer.I want to will my money which is deposited in the bank. I am in search of a reliable person who will use the Money to build charity organization I will provide you with other information's once you indicate your willingness you can contact me through my email (bakri.azizah@yahoo.com)Yours sincerely.Mrs Azizah Bakri



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