I just got this message... Somewhat funny...

Can You Answer These???

- If money does not grow on trees, then why do banks have branches ?

- Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?

- Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle ?

- Why do you still call it building when it is already built ?

- If it is true that we are here to help others, then what are others here for ?

- If you aren't supposed to drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots ?


Attempts to answer are always welcome ! ! !