E-Storechemistry of laughter
26 May 2007 19:24:41 IST
chemistry of laughter
chemistry of laughter
OCCURANCE
It?s a gas which is omnipresent. It is found in abundance among the back benches of the classes in schools and some times on the faces of teachers.
TYPES
The important types are:-
1> Smile
2> Suppressed bumper (hee, hee, hee?.)
3> Explicit bumper (ha, ha, ha?.)
PREPARATION
It can be prepared in classes by slight fluctuations in pronunciation of teachers and also by their mode of scolding or sometimes by the answers of students in the classes.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1> It is a colourless, odourless gas.
2> It is always accompanied by showing of teeth.
3> It is extremely infectious gas.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1> When accompanied with noise, it produces a scolding from the teachers.
2> If mischievous students are added as catalyst, the reaction is accelerated causing ?get out?.
3> Laughter plus red hot scolding gives a salty substance called tears.
S-s-Splitting rumour
A guy with a severe stutter applied for a job selling bibles. The interviewer believed he?d never make it as a salesman, and was about to tell the guy look elsewhere for work. The stutter begged for the job, ?P-pp-p-p-le-ease g-gg-g-ive m-m-m-mee a ch-ch-cha-a-ance. I-i-ic-c-can d-d-d-o-i-i-tt?.
Well, the manager said,Ok, he?d give him a few bib les and the rest of the day to see. If he could sell one or two. By lunch time, the stutter was back, having sold all the bibles. The manager was impressed, and asked if he could accompany the stutter after lunch.
?S-s-sure?, said the guy, and later they went out to the streets. They approached a house, and the stutter went up and knocked on the door .When the house owner answered, he said, ?G-g-g-ood a-a-a-after ?n-n-noon , m-m-ma?am. I-i-i-?m s-s-elling b-b-b-bible. w-w-would y-y-you l-l-l-like to b-b-buy a b-b-ibble, or sh-sh-should I j-j-just r-r-read it to you?
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