( two people go to an office for an interview)

RAM       : Hi! Nice to meet you. I am Ram.

SHYAM  : Hell! I am Shyam.

               (Shyam was called inside the manager's room. After a minute  he comes out.)

RAM       : Hey! Did u pass the interview?

SHYAM  : Easily. The manager asked easy Questions. I asked them and came back.

 

RAM       : (eagerly)Well......What did he ask?

SHYAM   : He asked "who is the father of our nation?"

RAM       : what did u say?

SHYAM   : I said Mahatma Gandhi.

RAM       : next?

SHYAM   : Then he asked,"What is the age of dinosaurs?"

                 I sai 50 billion years.

RAM       :  Then?

SHYAM  : Then he asked, "How many stars are found in the sky?"

                I said that scientists are still finding it out.(at that time ram was called in)

MANAGER: What is your father's name?

RAM  : Mahatma gandhi!

MANAGER: Is it so?May be. What is your age?

RAM : Fifty billion years!

MANAGER : What! Are you mad?

RAM : Scientists are still finding it out, sir!

 

 

 

 

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