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>Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer'

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=======>Teacher: 'A' for?

>Student: Apple !!!

>Teacher: Jor se bolo

>Student: JAI MATA DI



















=====>A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald???

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========>ek baar teen ants jarahi thee.......

>to unhein cheenee(sugar) ki bori milti hie to pahlee

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=======>how do u place a camel in a fridge in three steps??

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>ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya

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>birla white cement

>kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......

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