E-StoreCOMMIT SUICIDE AT YOUR OWN RISK ...............
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>Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
>Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan
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=======>Teacher: 'A' for?
>Student: Apple !!!
>Teacher: Jor se bolo
>Student: JAI MATA DI
=====>A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald???
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>his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They
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they get married.
>what MORAL do u get???
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>to unhein cheenee(sugar) ki bori milti hie to pahlee
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>cheenee ke dane utha leti hei but ek nahi uthati
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>ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya
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>geela ho ke nikalega......
>ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........
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>are yaar
>birla white cement
>kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......
OKKKK ENOUGH
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