>If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0"















"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents."















"Some things was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."















"unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep"  - my daily unix command list















"... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs." - Robert Firth















"If Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise."















"The more I C, the less I see."

"To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password."















"After Perl everything else is just assembly language."















"If brute force doesn't solve your problems, then you aren't using enough."















"Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code."

"Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are."

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