What is the difference between men and women?
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1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.

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3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2
item that she doesn't want.

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4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man
marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and
after marriage.

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6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never
worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.

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8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing!

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9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument.

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10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a
wedding as the ending of
romance.<