Sardarji Jokes:
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A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A by stander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have an Airtel phone but still hutch network is following me.

Sardar I haven't slept all nite in the train.
Friend : Why
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend why did you not changed
Sardar :Oye, there was nobody to exchange the lower birth.

Sardar tells a girl "Come to my house at nite, nobody will be
there.............
Girl goes at night and really nobody was there

Sardar went to a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up.
You know why
FORM say " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".


A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab!

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India
After every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find that woman and stop her immediately!.

Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running

19 SARDARS WENT TO SEE A FILM.
ON ASKING THEM THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not Santa

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

Sardar wins 20 Crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 Crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 Crores or else return my 20 Rs back.!

Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said 'I'm 1 Year elder to you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
Sardar says hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10

Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa
who died peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in
the car he was driving..

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 year old son, he can't read very fast.

Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..


A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the
morning.
Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with hiseyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said- I am seeing how I look while sleeping.