E-Storeengineer and light bulbs...............
25 Mar 2007 12:22:53 IST
engineer and light bulbs...............
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How many first year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a second year subject.
None. That's a second year subject.How many second year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.How many third year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
"Will this question be in the final examination?"
"Will this question be in the final examination?"How many civil engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier.
Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier.How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply redefine darkness as the industry standard.
None. They simply redefine darkness as the industry standard.How many computer engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
"Why bother? The socket will be obsolete in six months anyway."
"Why bother? The socket will be obsolete in six months anyway."How many mechanical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, one to calculate the force required, one to design a tool with which to turn the bulb, one to design a comfortable - but functional - hand grip, and one to use all this equipment.
Five. One to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, one to calculate the force required, one to design a tool with which to turn the bulb, one to design a comfortable - but functional - hand grip, and one to use all this equipment.How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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