Engineer SPEAK   2 Nickels awarded! Tagged with:  nonacademic    posted on 20 Jul 2007 20:53:03 IST
Engineer Speak Engineer says: A number of different approaches are being tried Engineer means: We are still grasping at straws Engineer says: We're working on a fresh approach to the problem Engineer means: We just hired three kids fresh out of uni Engineer says: Close project coordination Engineer means: We know who to blame Engineer says: Major technological breakthrough Engineer means: It works OK, but looks very hi-tech Engineer says: Customer satisfaction upon delivery is assured Engineer means: We are so far behind schedule that the customer is happy to get it delivered Engineer says: Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive Engineer means: The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch Engineer says: Test results were extremely gratifying Engineer means: We are so surprised that the stupid thing works Engineer says: The entire concept will have to be abandoned Engineer means: The only person who understood the thing quit Engineer says: It is in process Engineer means: It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is hopeless Engineer says: We'll look into it Engineer means: Forget it! We have enough problems for now Engineer says: Please read and initial Engineer means: Let's spread the responsibility for the mistake Engineer says: Give us the benefit of your thoughts Engineer means: We'll listen to what you say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done Engineer says: Give us your interpretation Engineer means: I can't wait to hear this! Engineer says: See me/Let's discuss Engineer means: Come into my office, I'm lonely Engineer says: All new! Engineer means: Parts not interchangeable with the previous design Engineer says: Rugged Engineer means: Too heavy to lift! Engineer says: Lightweight Engineer means: Lighter than rugged Engineer says: Years of development Engineer means: One finally worked Engineer says: Energy saving Engineer means: Achieved when the power switch is off Engineer says: Low maintenance Engineer means: Impossible to fix if broken	About the Author: nivedh_89 (4548) Blazing goIITian  830   1  [1031 rates] total posts: 1232     Offline
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