famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu

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famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu

 A collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu

(made during his commentary of the cricket matches):


1. That ball went so high it could have got an 
airhostess down with it.



2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India,
but it's that of an incoming train which will run them
over.



3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when 
you are bald.



5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian
taximeter.



7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way
they will turn!



8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a 
lot of petrol but cannot go beyond 30! 



9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me
tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in
the whole world, which does not have wings!



10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine. 



11. The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the
Indians are in the sea.



12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a
haystack. 



13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo. 



14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a
bar!



15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the
cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..! One 
falls and everything else falls! 



16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss
without a Squeeze.



17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.




18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a 
goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to
Manchester United.



19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first
two bites too.



20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect 
to score a six.



22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.



23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a
puncture or two.



24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or 
losing your pants.



25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.



26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming
youth.



27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does! A 
hard-boiled egg.



28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking
competition.



29. The third umpires should be changed as often as
nappies and for the same reason.



30. The world is all about mind and matter, I don't 
mind and U don't matter...



31. In London they drive on the left, in India we
drive on what is left!

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Blazing goIITian

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3 Jul 2009 14:55:15 IST
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Superb! Navjot Sidhu will be known forever for his quick witted humour!

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3 Jul 2009 15:10:31 IST
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;)

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3 Jul 2009 22:58:34 IST
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gr8....

Cool goIITian

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4 Jul 2009 23:37:40 IST
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Chaa gaye Guruuu...

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25 Dec 2009 22:10:32 IST
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the last one is the best !!! rofl

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27 Dec 2009 12:11:27 IST
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i've read this one before.. there was a joke about girls wearin mini skirts also... but are these really his quotes? lol..

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9 Jul 2010 16:37:48 IST
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hila diya boss

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2 Jan 2011 18:49:48 IST
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nice article....

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2 Jan 2011 19:51:05 IST
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lol

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4 Jan 2011 16:54:50 IST
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ha ha



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