E-StoreFinal Countdown
15 Jun 2007 18:53:49 IST
Final Countdown
An elderly woman goes to Dr.Rumsford.
Lady: Doc its terrible, i pass out gases all time.Fortunately, its odourless & silent,otherwise i'd b mortified. For example, i hve passd gas 10 times jst while we've been talking,but ts odorless & silent so u cnt tell.
Rumsford gives her some red pills & tells her 2 tek 1 a day& come back in a couple of weeks.
The lady comes back after taking the pills 4 a week.
Lady: Doc theres been a change bt not 4 the better.I still pass gas all the time, but while its silent, now it smells terrible!
Rumsford:Well, i'm glad we cleared up ur nasal blockage, now we'll have to work on your hearing.
So the lady, being nervous abt her systems, asks 4 a complete check up.
Afterward, Rumsford comes out with the results.
Rumsford: I'm afraid you r dying & u dont hve muc time left.
Lady:Oh, dats terrible!! Gve it to me straight doc.
How long have i got??
Rumsford(sadly): Ten
Lady : Ten?? Ten what? months? weeks? What???
Doc. plz tell me i need to know.First, i will make arrangements 4
myself & pay u the fees later. Plz doc tell me........................................
Rumsford: Nine.....
{Based on an incident published
in Tween Times}
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