Men want 3 qualities in wives:
Economist in kitchen
artist in home
devil in bed
But they get
artist in kitchen
devil in home
economist in Bed
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don?t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell
Q: What?s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
Chiman:'Doctor, Doctor! Everyone keeps ignoring me'
Doctor:'NEXT'
What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don?t turn into men when they drink.
A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married.
Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid?
?Take a pencil and paper,? the teacher said, ?and write an essay with the title ?If I Were a Millionaire??
Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously.
?What?s the matter,? the teacher asked. ?Why don?t you begin??
?I?m waiting for my secretary,? he replied.
Q: Where do Indian Batsman perfrom there best?
A: In Advertisments.
'Oh, look at the dead bird.'
Chiman looked skyward and said 'Where, Where?
Watchman : 'Police will catch if you Urinate here'
Small Boy : 'But What are they going to do with my Urine'
The first time we kissed, I closed my eyes, You closed your eyes and........ We missed!
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26
Consequences of American life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"
Back to Community Shelf
Awaiting Review for Nickels![[Post New]](/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif){kind=icon}
363
2
