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posted on 29 Aug 2007 22:46:24 IST

THIS IS MORE HUMOR TO CHILL OF STUDIES FOR A LITTLE TIME ...ENJOY THEM

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Seen on a bulletin board:

Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...I Gave Up Reading.

My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off .

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If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.

The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask So Many Questions.

Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone.

The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

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comment by rakesh61 (posted on 29 Aug 2007 23:06:23 IST)

very good yaar but u should have tagged it with non academic

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comment by rahulsharma3154 (posted on 29 Aug 2007 23:07:17 IST)

gr888888888888 yaar really funny

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comment by ambareesh13 (posted on 29 Aug 2007 23:24:49 IST)

can you tell me which tag are talking bout

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comment by shohitaa (posted on 30 Aug 2007 12:24:42 IST)

this one was really cool:

The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

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comment by sweta_04 (posted on 30 Aug 2007 15:01:48 IST)

AWESOME!!!!!!

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