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  GOD is there are not?-------this is just for relaxing.....   8 Nickels awarded!
Tagged with:                [Post New]posted on 31 Mar 2007 13:07:34 IST    
Lets relax for some time, before again plunging into the studies..........
How many of you believe in god?
here is a very interesting converation between two friends......though it does not reach any conclusion.........the conversation is interesting......it is a true conversation.........please dont ask who are they......a bit lengthy conversation...but very interesting..
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Person01: what is the name of that animal?
Person02: heavan knows!!
Person01: do u have faith in god??? scale to 100
                            out of 100 how much percent?
Person02: 85%  ........ u?
Person01: 15 on normal days
Person02: 100 on exam days?lolz
Person01: no,on exam days--------border pa-just pass 39.99
                                       god bhakti on exam means------fore head la vibhuthi
Person02: ok
Person01: i hav a different theorem for GOD-----u might think i'm mad but i feel this is the truth
Person02: plzzzzz tell
Person01:
 1) i'm no spiritual person
2) in early times there used to b no crime
3) when crimes started surfacing.......ppl didnt hav a clue as to wat to do.....they became guinny pigs
4) a few wise men found that only criminals can b controlled to control crimes
5) so they invented GOD
6) God frightened the criminals
7)and emerged the saviour of man
8) they did not want to withdraw the story as they feared the prob might rise again
9) they continued it,it became a tradition, a culture and finally a cult
10) now it stands b4 us as God......
11) hav u ever wondered y no one is able to give an exact definition for GOD
12)it is abstract........ a rope to tie down bad impulses......
13)this is my theorem on god....only statement......no proof like bayes' theorem.......very abstract
.....but do not believe in superstition ......it's a complete 420 work
Person02: this is not the first time i am hearing this theory!!!!!!!!!
i partly agree this--abt 85%
Person01:
14)some more wise men did not want to change this philosophy and r making use of the innocence of god-fearing ppl
Person02:ok.then?
Person01: point-14 is completely hypothetical-------do u agree
Person02: i agree to all 14 pts
 can u tell me how the universe came into existence?
Person01: i think universe is also a concept
i feel that the planets r electrons of a huge atom- purely my view
or we might even be bacteria to another race of creatures.......who sleep for an unusually long period of time.........what do u say?
Person02: ok..then then how were all the surroundings created?including planets,electrons etc
Person01: its roots r impossible to trace
if we consider life on earth to a "12 hour clock"
humans were created at the stroke of 12(the final moment)
so it is impossible 2 study wat might hav happened in the past 11hrs 59 min
wat do u say....to this.....
Person02: impossible to say........ok..............but something must have happened........impossible even 2 imagine
Person01: can u explain the origin of the electrons?
 u dont know its origin but u believe its there
similar
Person02: i hav asked it.........thats my question............
Person01: collisions--------if i accept the big bang theory i wud b contradicting my theory
Person02: all those theories can't be correct even to 1%
Person01: actually speakin------big bang is successful
u want ma theory?
Person02: yea
Person01: there was no creation........everything has bin going on as how it is now
we are toys in someone else's back yard
Person02: nice thinking.....ok.........
Person01: possibly a chem lab
Person02: lolz
Person01: sun explodes gives planets
sun expands becomes white dwarf and consumes planets
Person02: thats ok.......how did sun becom hot ?
y it is not cold?
Person01:are yaar it is composed of HYDROGEN HELIUM AND OTHER LIGHT GASES WITH LOW DENSITIES PACKED TOGETHER at high pressure
so it was provided a spark.....and continued to burn or vice versa
Person02: y all the gases are different?y cant they be same..........evey one as N2 or O2  ??
Person01: it burnt and pulled its gaseous fuel around its core
densities, mass, distance between molecules
Person02: y do they hav different electronic configuration?
Person01:answer this Q .....y r u and i different........y rnt we all clones?????
Person02: becos of genes
Person01: y r genes diff y rnt they all the same
answer and then ask......
Person02: becos of diff proteins etc
Person01: y r proteins different?
Person02: becos of diff electronic configurations
Person01: i'm not leavin this
y r electronconfigurations different?
Person02: thats my question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person01: differential attraction of the nucleus
Person02: y diff attraction?
Person01: difference in origin
Person02: y diff in origin?
Person01: diference in environment
Person02: y diff in environment?
Person01: differential effect of stars and other so-called cosmic bodies
Person02: man u r going back again.......
Person01: thats my theorem........no proof.........only statement
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Person02: lolz...........u told """"""""we might even be bacteria to another race of creatures"""""""""""""""'''that race is what others call "GOD"....isnt it correct?
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plzz post you views.....whom do u support?person 1 or 2?......and all the best for your studies....................
 
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Orloff
Orloff is offline comment by Orloff    (posted on 31 Mar 2007 14:09:16 IST)
a very practical conversation i feel........
i would support Person 1.....
thanx for posting....
vasanth
vasanth is offline comment by vasanth    (posted on 31 Mar 2007 16:21:43 IST)
person 01 wins..............yessssssss................
karthik_abiram
karthik_abiram is offline comment by karthik_abiram    (posted on 31 Mar 2007 17:18:16 IST)
i too support person 01
for_succes
for_succes is offline comment by for_succes    (posted on 31 Mar 2007 22:52:56 IST)
i certainly and stubbornly feel that person02 has got the slightest of edges in this conversation.......its he who wins !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!thats my stand .......neone contradicting? common lets hav it............
vinod
vinod is offline comment by vinod    (posted on 1 Apr 2007 10:23:31 IST)
aaahhhhhaaaa, sorry guys i have decided to vote for both person 01 and and person 02 , i feel both r 100% correct......... ;):)
karthik_abiram
karthik_abiram is offline comment by karthik_abiram    (posted on 1 Apr 2007 13:08:21 IST)
any other views?
SowmyaTs
SowmyaTs is offline comment by SowmyaTs    (posted on 1 Apr 2007 18:32:45 IST)
i support person 1.........gud one
karthik_abiram
karthik_abiram is offline comment by karthik_abiram    (posted on 2 Apr 2007 11:55:16 IST)
no one else to support person02?
nalini
nalini is offline comment by nalini    (posted on 2 Apr 2007 14:14:45 IST)
i support person 2
vasanth
vasanth is offline comment by vasanth    (posted on 2 Apr 2007 20:47:43 IST)
63 in favour of person01
vasanth
vasanth is offline comment by vasanth    (posted on 2 Apr 2007 20:48:12 IST)
it is 6:3
karthik_abiram
karthik_abiram is offline comment by karthik_abiram    (posted on 2 Apr 2007 21:30:20 IST)
no it is 3:3......................becos u shud neglect the "two persons"
sushmared13tula
sushmared13tula is offline comment by sushmared13tula    (posted on 2 Apr 2007 21:37:22 IST)
in my opinion both the persons r correct......i support both of them
karthik_abiram
karthik_abiram is offline comment by karthik_abiram    (posted on 3 Apr 2007 20:26:57 IST)
so,it is 2:2:2
i.e 2 support person 01 ,2 support person 02 ,and 2 persons support both............thank u all for ur comments
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