Then there`s the one about the Sardarji who brought
  his binoculars to a funeral where they were going to
  bury a distant relative.........

Q: What about the sardarji whose wife gave birth to
  twins?
A: Her husband is out looking for the other man.

Q: What do you do when a Sardarji throws a pin at
  you?
A: Run likeHell....he's got a hand grenade in his
  mouth.

Q: So this sardarji is walking the other day and
  comes across a banana peel on the road. Can you
  guess what he must be thinking ?
A: "Aaj bhi girna padega..."

Q: Why did the sardarji stare at the frozen Orange
  Juice Can for 2  hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q: What did the sardarji do when he noticed that
  someone had already written on the overhead
  transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.

Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

Q: How can you recognize a surd in a submarine?
A: He is the one with the parachute on his back.

Q: A sardarji going to London on a plane, how can
  you steal his window seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are
  all in the middle row

Q: Why do sardarjis work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: How do you confuse a sardarji?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: How do you keep a sardarji in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)

Q: How do you keep a sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece
  of paper.

Q: Why can't sardarjis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: How did the sardarji try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff

Q: What's the difference between a sardarji and a
  computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a
  computer once.

Q: Why do men like sardarji jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.

Q: What does a sardarji say when you ask him if his
  blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on.
  It's off.

Q: What do you get when you offer a sardarji a penny
  for his thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: What do you call a sardarji in an institution of
  higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Q: What do you call a sardarji with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: What do you call a sardarji in a tree with a
  brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: Whats the difference between a sardarji and a
  Supermarket Trolley
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q: Some one asked if a sardarji believed in smoking.
A: He said "Yes, I've seen it done."

Q: Why did recently Santa & Banta get injured when
  they tried to send a letter bomb?
A: In order to be modern they wanted to send the
  bomb by fax.

Q: Why do sardars have "TGIF" written on their
  shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: How do you get a sardar on the roof?
A: Tell him the drinks are on the house.

Q: What do smart sardars and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but you never see
  them.

Q: How do you keep a Surd busy all day?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in
  the corner.

Q: What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?
A: Just-beer Singh. ('t' silent)

Q: What do you call a sardar who has only one drink
A: Just-one Singh.

Q: A female Khalistan terrorist?
A: Hard Kaur.

Q: A famous Khalistani profession?
A: Jarnailism.

Q: khalistan history ..
A: SARSON-DA-SAGA

Q: the great wall of khalistan ..
A: LONG-O-WALL

Q: national dish of khalistan ..
A: AKALI-DAAL

Q: the dirty drain of khalistan ..
A: BAR-NALA

Q: a sikh scuba diver ..
A: JULL-UNDER SINGH

Q: a better adapted sikh diver ..
A: JULLUNDER SINGH GILL

Q: a bald sardarjee ..
A: BAL-WANT SINGH