WHAT IS BUSINESS???????
DAD:I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
SON:No!
DAD:But the girl is Bill Gates daughter.....
SON:Then O.K.
Dad goes to Bill gates....
DAD:I have a husband for your daughter...
BILL:Thanks but I will choose her husband.
DAD:But my son is V.P. of WORLD BANK.
BILL:Then O.K!
Dad goes to the President of world bank.
DAD:Appoint my son as the V.P. in your bank!
PRESIDENT:NO!
DAD:But he is the son-in-law of Bill Gates...
PRESIDENT:Oh! Then  O.K.!
THIS IS BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!     
The below one is just a joke........no hard feelings...
THREE WAYS TO CATCH A LION
METHOD 1:     EINSTEINS METHOD:
Force the lion to run as fast as it can so that it spends all its energy and gets tired.Then catch it.
METHOD 2:      MONKEY METHOD:
Hypnotise the lion and ask it to behave like a monkey...
Go and bang yourself on a wall so hard that you faint.......the lion will copy it...then ask someone to catch it.
METHOD 3:     INDIAN POLICE METHOD:
Catch any animal and torture it till it accepts that it is a lion!!!!!!