HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIES OF INDIA
(Don't miss last one)
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and
they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks
on. That's "Amchi Mumbai"...busy place dude...
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make
peace.. The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi
4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly opens a chai-stall That's Ahmedabad .
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he Writes a software
program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the
program. That's Bangalore.
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A Guy comes along and
quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't Like all this nonsense. Peace comes
in. That's Chennai.
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their
friends on their mobiles Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN
PUNJAB!!!
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All
sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as
friends. You are in Goa.
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes and resolve their fight with the
help of others passing over their.
You are in the Heart of India( M.P).
Scenario 10
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house. And says"
aamchya
gharasamor bhandu naka, dusarikade jaun bhanda ( dont fight in front of
my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting)". That's Pune for
sure!!!