Everyone here i think must get relaxed after running the PROCESS.EXE of their brain after a long time preparing for IIT. Here is an effort by me to relax u all just read and enjoy... and yes don't forget to rate me if found it entertaining.

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>>Customer :: I can do that.  I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready  to install now.  What do I do first? 
   
>>Tech Support :: The first step is to open your HEART.  Have you located your HEART, ma'am ? 
   
>>Customer :: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running? 

>>Tech Support :: What programs are running ma'am? 

>>Customer :: Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now. 
     
>>Tech Support :: No problem.  LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system.  It may remain in your permanent memory , but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE  However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM.  Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed.  Can you turn those off ma'am? 
 
>>Customer :: I don't know how to turn them off.  Can you tell me how? 
  
 >>Tech Support :: My pleasure.  Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM  have been completely erased. 
    
>>Customer :: Okay, I'm done.  LOVE has started installing itself  automatically. Is that normal?
 
>>Tech Support :: Yes it is.  You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART.  Do you see that message? 

>>Customer :: Yes I do. Is it completely installed? 

>>Tech Support :: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades. 
 
>>Customer :: Oops...I have an error message already.  What should I do? 
   
>>Tech Support ::  What does the message say? 
    
>>Customer :: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS".  What does that mean? 
    
>>Tech Support :: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem.  It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART.It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others. 
    
>>Customer :: So what should I do? 
   
>>Tech Support :: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"? 
    
>>Customer :: Yes, I have it. 
   
>>Tech Support ::  Excellent, you are getting good at this. 
    
>>Customer :: Thank you. 
   
>>Tech Support :: You're welcome.  Click on the following files and then 
copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT,and GOODNESS.DOC.  The system will overwrite any conflicting files and  begin patching any faulty programming.  Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back. 
    
>>Customer :: Got it.  Hey!  My HEART is filling up with really neat files.SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART! 
    
>>Tech Support :: Then LOVE is installed and running.  You should be able to handle it from here.  One more thing before I go 

>>Customer :: Yes? 
    
>>Tech Support :: LOVE is freeware.  Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet.  They will in turn share it with other people and  they will return some really neat modules back to you. 

>>Customer :: I will. Thank you for your help