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Interview for next grade.... MUST READ....!
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Interview for next grade.... MUST READ....!
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Interview for next grade



 

Be Positive Like This Boy (Humor)

 

 

 

A Lady Teacher was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked,'Boy. What is your problem?'

 

 

 

Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. . My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!'

 

 

 

Madam took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
Questions he had to go back to the first-grade. Madam agreed.

 

 

 

The Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

 

 

 

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Boy.: '9'.

 


Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Boy.: '36'.

 


And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.'

 

 

 

Madam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions'.

 

 

 

'Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy both agreed.

 

 
Madam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Madam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boy.: 'Pockets.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
Delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

 

 

 

Boy.: Coconut

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

 

 

 

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boy.: Bubblegum

 


Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

 

 

 

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boy.: Shake hands

 

 

 

Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boy.: Tent

 

 

 

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

 

 

 

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boy.: Wedding Ring

 


Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boy.: Nose

 

 

 

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boy.: Arrow

 


Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boy.: Fire truck

 

 

 

Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boy.: Fork

 

 

 

Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boy.: SURNAME.

 


Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boy: HEART.

 

 

 

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

 

 

 

'Send this Boy to IIM AHMEDABAD (Indian Institute Of Management)
I got the last ten questions wrong myself!'

 

 

 
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$oniya...left Hurted...$
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Do read.... comment n rate...!!!

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Source: received in mail...!!

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gud workk girl !!

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amazing !!!

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superb !!!

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hehehehehe but gudd !!!

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yahan hasne layak to kuch likha nahin so vishu tum has rah ho ...........really gr8 5 from me.................

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hasana body ke liye accha hota hai soo keep smiling ..... bahle joke kitna bhi bura ho ...hehehehehehe

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lekin har baat par hasna to thik nahin mere khyaal se..............aur agar aisa hai to tum apni bebkoofi show kar rahe ho thats all............par tum bebkoof to nahin.................so brother jahan hasna chahiye wahi hasi acchi lagti hai...................better luck next time..................

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aur shayad tum bhool rahe ho ....articles sirf dekhkar hasne bhar k liye nahin hote .......ki thoda bahut padh liya aur us par rate kar diya aur has liye ...............

HeMaNt..... ThE DeViL....
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really amazing....!! gr88888888888888888...!!

vinay " the game is not over"
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superb........!

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amzing yaar!!!!ahem ahem......vulgar too.. :P

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amazing.....

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dont mess with me otherwise u hav to pay the price my dear rajput

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Har baat ke do matlab hote hain.... true huh... gud one.

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dont mess with me otherwise u hav to pay the price my dear rajput............................sukriya ........................ plz pay me........i'll ready........kahan k collector ho ................upsc ka exam kab paas kiya vishu maharaaz .................tum secreat agent ho ?....apni aukhaat me raho to jyada better rahega..........

........vIShU ...... .......
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i can see peoples r crying but why still finding !!!


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