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1.A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful
parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
?Why so little?? she asked the pet store owner.
parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
?Why so little?? she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, ?Look, I should tell you first that
this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says
some pretty vulgar stuff.?
this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says
some pretty vulgar stuff.?
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
anyway.
She took it home and hung the bird?s cage up in her living room and
waited for it to say something.
anyway.
She took it home and hung the bird?s cage up in her living room and
waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, ?New house, new
madam.?
madam.?
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought,
?That?s really not so bad.?
?That?s really not so bad.?
When her two daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, ?New
house, new madam, new girls.?
house, new madam, new girls.?
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh
about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been
raised.
about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been
raised.
Moments later, the woman?s husband ?Keith? came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said,
?Hi, Keith!?
2.
2.
Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ?Switched Off?!
Banta : Nahi Pape, it?s my HELLO TUNE!
3.
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you?re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!
PAPPU: Yes, it?s really strange. I?ve got another pair just like that at home
4.
An engineering student is walking on campus one day when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.
?Where did you get such a rockin? bike?? asked the first.
?Where did you get such a rockin? bike?? asked the first.
The second engineer replied ?Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, take what you want.?
The second engineer nodded approvingly ?Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn?t have fit.?
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