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Kyon chalti hai pawan,
Due to Varying pressure zone formation.
Kyon jhoome hai gagan,
Because of earth's revolution.
Kyon machalta hai mann,
Problems with respiration.
Na tum jaano na hum.
But I just gave all the reasons!
Kyon aati hai bahaar,
Because of a change in season,
Kyon lutata hai karaar,
Suffering from mental tension.
Kyon hota hai pyaar,
Because of opposites' attraction.
Na tum jaano na hum.
Seems you didn't pay enough attention.
Kyon gum hai har disha,
Because you have a poor sense of direction.
Kyon hota hai nasha,
Because of drug addiction.
Kyon aata hai mazaa,
Brains response to physical sensation.
Na tum jaano na hum.
Even after all the explanation
NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD........ ......
U niversal L aw O f L ove:
" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From
One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "
F irst L aw O f L ove:
" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless
Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The G irl) Comes Into Play And
Break The Legs Of The Boy. "
Second Law O f Love:
" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And
The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The
Bank Balance. "
T hird L aw O f L ove:
" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping.
Om shanti Om ka dialogue Hum students ke andaaz mein ..
Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,,
ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,,
Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,,.......... to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,,
Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,, ...end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS......
aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,, to
exam abhi khatam nahi hue
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