What happened...



Teacher :What happened in 1869?

Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?

Student:Gandhiji was four years old.





Full Form of Maths...



Question:What is the fullform of maths.

Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students







Brotherly Love...



Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him

then what virtue would I be showing ?

Student : BROTHERLY LOVE







15th August...



Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday







Lecture on Sun...



Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.

Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher :Why?

Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!







Coincidence. ..



Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "

Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

Teacher: How old is ur father.

Sunny:As old as I am.

Teacher:How is it possible?

Sunny:He became father only after I was born.











What is my Age...



Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is

my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she! is half mad.







God's Residence...



Teacher: Where does God live?

Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.

Teacher: Why do you say that?

Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God,

are you still in there?'









Ur Name...



Teacher:"What is your name?".

Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."

Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."

Student:"My name is Sunlight."