Life fundass..... ..... :)

 

"U love someone

U marry someone else.



The one u marry

becomes ur wife or husband.



And the one u loved

becomes the password of ur mail id"



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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.



There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.



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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,



If someone says u r a genius slap him as tight as you can cos there is

limit of kidding n someone just crossed it.



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Three dreams of a man:



To be as handsome as his mother thinks.



To be as rich as his child believes.



To have as many women as his wife suspects...



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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife

the kidney.



If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver

manages with other kidney.



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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.



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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?



Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and



Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.



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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?



Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or

wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.



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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed

it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!