check this out........dont care abt the numbers.right

2) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.

Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.

Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..



3) DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,



KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,



AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,



chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.



4) Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai....

"simple c

baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".



5) Catch her by her waist...

Bring her home..

Keep ur hand on her neck

Put ur lips on her lips

& have a ...

...nice drink...PEPSI

Luv u oye Bubbly!!



6) 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.



2nd Child: Why?



1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain

aur

kehte chhodna mat.



7) An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-

apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-

girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.



8) Jab kisi ki taraf

DiL jhukne

lage..



Bat aa kar

zubaan tak

rukne lage



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Khikhich dur karo...