Time for some female bashing. Q: What is the difference between women and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. Q: Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are... Q: What do women have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. Q: If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A: Who cares?????..... Q: What did God say after he created women? A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. Q: What's the difference between an intelligent women & a UFO ? A: I don't know, I've never seen either. Q: What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business? A: i) no mind ii) no business Q: What is the common thing between women and pigs? A: every thing!! Q: What makes women chase men they have no intention of marrying? A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving. Q: What do you do with a women who thinks he's God's gift? A: Exchange him!! Q: Why do women like talented men? A: Opposites attract.